Clerks: Animated Uncensored
DVD Review:
The Series
Most of
you out there probably know the story of popular indie director
Kevin Smith's brief venture into animation territory. For
those of you who don't, allow me to explain: Smith signed
a deal with Disney and their -corporate-iron-fist controlled
network, ABC. The show looked very promising. Animation was
the new primetime trend, with "The Simpsons" running
through season after season, newcomers like "King of
the Hill" and "Futurama" springing up and gaining
fair public appraisal, and new features being developed from
comic strips (such as "Dilbert" and "Baby Blues").
Then,
in August of 1999, a little show debuted by the name of "Who
Wants to be a Millionaire?" and millions of Americans
scream "I do!" and begin feeding their money into
the Disney crap factory, buying "WWTBAM" related
hats, beach towels, board games, computer games, hats, T-shirts,
knives, cheeses, doormats, weathervanes, furniture, and cookies.
One in every 2 people on the earth became "funny"
and "original" by wearing a baseball cap reading
"Would you like to use a lifeline?" (Hahahahaha!)
or "Jesus! That's my final answer!" (Tee Hee!).
Meanwhile,
Disney thought, "Hey! The future of television is game
shows! Fuck Kevin Smith!" Finally, months upon months
later, "Clerks: The Animated Series" debuted with
almost zero publicity and even less people watching. Many
people wanted to see it, but just did not know when it was
on. Two episodes later, it was cancelled.
Thankfully,
we now can watch the entire run of the series (all 6 glorious
episodes) in one great collection. The premise goes like this:
Two slackers stumble through life's many perversities and
triumphs as they work in their boring, tiresome jobs. Dante
is the one who just wants to get ahead in life, but doesn't
really try to, just waiting for luck to catch up with him;
meanwhile, his life is wasting away before his eyes as he
continues to work in the convenience store, the Quik Stop.
Randall is a dick, and works in the video store next door
to the Quik Stop, RST Video. His motto: the customer is always
wrong. Ne'er-do-well'ers Jay and Silent Bob (they sell "FIRE-WORKS"...<wink>...nothing
else...) cause trouble as they hang around the block of stores.
Meanwhile, the "owner" of their small, hopelessly
mediocre New Jersey town (Leonardo, NJ), stops by. He is of
course, the great Leonardo Leonardo, conqueror of the barbaric
Canadians. Hilarity ensues.
If you
liked The Simpsons, and you enjoy Kevin Smith's sense of humor,
then I highly suggest, no, DEMAND you see these toons as soon
as possible. And if you've seen them already, you know you
wouldn't mind seeing them again.
8 out
of 10
The Video
The presentation
of this is pretty good, considering it was only a TV. show,
and not a theatrical release. Because of this, the series
was produced in full screen, as opposed to the more common.
9 out
of 10
The Audio
Very nice.
The Dolby Digital surround sound presentation is crystal clear,
but again, this was merely a TV. show, so don't expect a striking
musical score or speaker-rocking sound effects.
7 out
of 10
The Extras
Introductions
to each episode by Jay and Silent Bob Pretty damn funny stuff.
Due to the fact that the show was on network television, Kevin
Smith had to tone down his notorious usage of profanity. These
live action introductions make up for that.
Animatics
for each episode
Awesome!
For the storyboard fan, you can watch every episode in storyboard
form. Find the few discrepancies between the original storyboards
and the final product.
Audio
Commentary featuring Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, Dave Mandel,
Chris Bailey, Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, and Jason Mewes
The highlight
of the extras. Hilarious, insightful, and a lot of fun to
listen to. You will listen to this more than once, especially
if you're a big fan of commentaries, like myself.
Character
development feature
Very cool
look at how the cartoonists designed the look of the series'
main characters over time.
"The Clerks Style" featurette
More cool
behind the scenes stuff.
"Super Bowl" TV spot
Notice
the emphasis on the word "slacker," as mentioned
in the audio commentary. Pretty neat, considering the series
didn't finally get aired until four months later.
Film Festival
trailer
Very funny,
stylish, and cool. I would have liked to have been sitting
in a theater when this began to play just to observe audience
reaction.
DVD Rom
material
They are
Script/Storyboard synchronized viewer, Character Profiles,
and Weblink. All great additions adding to an already loaded
DVD.
9 out
of 10
Movie
8
Video
9
Audio
7
Extras
9
Final (not an average)
8
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