Film
critic Myron Breckinridge undergoes a sex change and becomes
Myra Breckinridge, “a woman whom no man will ever possess”.
Myra visits her rich uncle who runs a film academy, and insists
on claiming half the estate.
Myra’s ulterior
motive is to “exact revenge on all of mankind and re-align
the sexes”. Apparently the best way of doing this is to
get her hands on young student Rusty Godwski, and his girlfriend.
Review
Based on the novel
by Gore Vidal, this film has an impressive cast list. The list
includes John Huston, pretty much the embodiment of evil in
Chinatown along with Mae West and Raquel Welch, two of cinema’s
most famous leading ladies.
Unfortunately, even
with all this talent the film ends up a disaster. The movie
has a lot of problems, but for me, the biggest was Mae West.
Mae was 77 when she
made this movie, which obviously is not a problem in itself.
However, she is playing a casting agent, that for some reason
is irrestible to any man she meets. Her chat-up lines, (scripted
by Mae herself), will make most viewers cringe. It’s hard
to watch her seducing a young Tom Selleck without feeling just
a little nauseous. Add to that a pointless scene where she sings
two songs (which Mae insisted on) and you begin to understand
why Welch had so many problems with her co-star.
Welch valiantly does
her best with the role, however her performance can’t
hide the fact that at times she is not sure of her character’s
motivations. Rex Reed has a fairly thankless role as Myron,
As for Huston, the only saving grace of this performance is
that he seems to be having fun.
A gimmick used throughout
the movie is the use of vintage film clips to propel the story
along. The unfortunate side effect of this is that you actually
find yourself wishing you were watching one of these, rather
than the mess on screen.
A lot of the movie’s
problems are displayed in the most notorious scene, where Myra
exacts her revenge on mankind, in the form of Rusty (Roger Herren,
who apparently has never made a film since). This scene should
be disturbing, however the inclusion of yet more film clips
and fantasy sequences drains any tension and ultimately makes
this section quite dull.
The film is never
sure whether it’s trying to be a sharp satire on sexuality
and the decline of the Golden Age in Hollywood, or some slapstick
sex comedy. It fails miserably on both counts.
Rating 1/5
Extras
For once I was praying
for there to be no extras on this DVD, but alas, there are two
separate commentaries. Which means watching the film 2 more
times.
The first commentary
is by Raquel Welch, and she is obviously watching the movie
after a long time. She discusses the problems she had with Mae,
and the script in general. The best thing about the commentary
is realising that she is just as bemused as everyone else about
the film.
The director, Michael
Sarne, reveals his problems with the script and directing the
film in general. As he is firmly in the Mae West camp, his commentary
provides the other side of the story.