With the very few PG rated live action films available, it is
always a big deal when one of them is actually decent. Had Wooly
Boys been widely released in theaters, it may or may not have
received this attention. Although Wooly Boys is far better than
many other films, it is largely due to the expert acting of
two fantastic veterans of film. Sadly, the script never seems
to reach the same level that they achieve just by showing up.
Stoney and his ranch hand Shuck, played by Peter Fonda and Kris
Kristofferson, are sheep herders in the Badlands. They don’t
have a phone and they have minimal contact with the outside
world, but each year on his birthday, Stoney receives a card
from his daughter. When the card doesn’t arrive one year,
Stoney thinks that she must be in trouble and he picks up and
leaves for Minneapolis. When he gets there, he finds that it
was all a trick to get him into a hospital for a check-up. As
soon as Shuck finds out, he follows Stoney and breaks him out
of the hospital, taking Stoney’s grandson with them. Traveling
by hearse, the three of them find their way back to the ranch,
with the FBI close on their tail.
Wooly Boys
is part quirky comedy, part heartwarming drama, and part action/adventure,
but the problem with the film is never the blending of the genres.
The problem is that none of them are extremely good. There are
supporting players who carry silly comedic roles, which is one
of the worst parts of the movie, mostly because it doesn’t
have Kristofferson and Fonda to fall back onto.
Fonda and
Kristofferson are far too good for a film of this caliber, but
at the same time they seem to be made for the roles. They play
off of each other like two cantankerous old men who know everything
about each other and have no problem using insults as a form
of intimacy. Even when the film turns a bit sappy, these two
manage to keep it above water, if only barely.