The
Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl Movie Review:
With
a story that involves a trip to Planet Drool, a voyage through
the Land of Milk and Cookies, and a literal brain storm
(as in brains falling from the sky), “The Adventures
of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D” isn't targeting 20-year-old
film critics like me who would rather be at home watching
Fargo for the five-hundredth time. This is a kids-only affair,
so regardless of what my schlubby self has to say, little
Timmy will probably want to see the movie anyway. Nevertheless,
I'd like to give a heads-up to the parents concerning whether
or not this is the sort of movie they'd want to sit in on
with their little ones. In that respect, you might as well
pop in that “Shrek 2” DVD again, because although
the kiddies will eat up “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”
like a birthday cake, adults might feel sick to their stomach
with just one lick of the frosting.
Max (Cayden Boyd)
is a bright fourth-grader whose knack for daydreaming of
his two imaginary best friends, the half-kid/half-Jaws Sharkboy
(Taylor Lautner) and the literally fiery Lavagirl (Taylor
Dooley), has made him an easy target for classroom bullies.
Even his bickering parents (David Arquette and Kristin Davis)
and his teacher, Mr. Electricidad (George Lopez), want Max
to cease his childhood fantasies and grow up. But on one
fateful day, fantasy becomes reality when Sharkboy and Lavagirl
apparently break out into the real world, calling upon Max
to help solve a crisis on Planet Drool. It seems the dreams
that help keep the planet going are being overwhelmed by
a cloud of darkness, with the maniacal Mr. Electric (also
Lopez) bent on destroying Planet Drool completely.
Sharkboy and
Lavagirl use their special powers as they help Max embark
on the quest to save the planet's dreams from being erased,
but as they start to weaken, it's up to Max to look inside
himself, realize his own dreams, and bring his imagination
to life in order to save the planet from a grim fate.
Perhaps it's
only fair that Robert Rodriguez did “Sharkboy and
Lavagirl” after co-directing the graphic novel adaptation
“Sin City” earlier this year. The latter was
an obviously adults-only picture, whereas “Sharkboy
and Lavagirl,” based on the ideas and dreams of Rodriguez'
own son Racer, is aimed squarely at the children of everyone
who went to see “Sin City.” Rodriguez has achieved
success with family films before, having done a terrific
job with the inventive “Spy Kids” trilogy, but
this time, he overloads the kiddie material and leaves the
parents in the audience rolling their eyes for most of the
show.
The acting here
seems terribly flat, especially by Boyd and Jacob Davich
as Max's nemesis on both Earth and Planet Drool; the script
is a mishmash of colors, action set pieces, and thin subplots
that never gestate or pull together to form something cohesive;
and the 3-D effect makes the images look dark and washed-out
while the glasses themselves do a number on your ears and
nose.
However,
despite not having a great time watching “The Adventures
of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D” myself, I still recommend
it for youngsters. It's a big, colorful, and imaginative
film that encourages kids to think big and go for their
dreams, and I gotta give Rodriguez credit for sending this
sweet message in such a loud and clear way. Personally,
though, I can't help wondering how Rodriguez went from doing
“Sin City,” one of the most visually stunning
films ever made, to creating one of the clunkiest.
Max
(Boyd) has always been a dreamer. Finding it hard to make
friends, he retreats into his own dreams of adventure with
his favourite characters Sharkboy (Lautner) and Lavagirl
(Dooley) the planet Drool. This is a magical place where
kids can have untold escapades and Sharkboy and Lavagirl
live when they are not visiting Earth. When Max tells the
rest of his class about his heroes, he instantly becomes
the joke of the class and the school bully Linus (Davich)
see this as open season on Max and sets out to totally ruin
him. What none of them realise is that Sharkboy, Lavagirl
and the planet Drool actually exist and Max’s heroes
are heading to his school because they need his help.
After
enjoying huge success with the ‘Spy Kids’ trilogy,
writer/director Robert Rodriguez hopes to start another
franchise with ‘The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl’
but does his latest live up to his previous successes.
The
‘Spy Kids’ trilogy were fun, family movies from
a director that was showing his diverse skills as a filmmaker.
Expectations were high for his next foray into the family
entertainment genre but these three films would be a very
hard act to follow. ‘The Adventures of Sharkboy and
Lavagirl in 3D’ takes you into the fantasy dream world
of Max that has become real. This opens the scope of the
premise up for massive potential storylines but instead
we end up with a confusing and overly elaborate movie that
transforms into a complete mess.
The
idea of a dream been so powerful that it becomes real is
an interesting premise but his also makes the plot overly
complicated. Bearing in mind that this is a movie made for
children to watch, the world of Drool is a very confusing
place. Made up from the dreams that Max has recorded in
his dream journal, the planet is a patch world of different
themed areas, all relating to a dream he has had. But after
of all the trouble from telling his class about planet Drool,
parts of the planet are now starting to disappear in darkness
as Max decides to stop dreaming. The problems start here
however because theses regions are not given any explanation
why they exist and his affects the structure of the movie.
All they seem to be is a change of scenery so the filmmakers
can utilise different 3D effects.
After
re-introducing 3D in the final ‘Spy Kids’ movie,
Robert Rodriguez and his team now getting used to the technology
and starting to use it with great imagination. The film
is visually very impressive, with computer graphics used
to create a very imaginative world. The 3D effects works
well but it would be better if they switched to the more
modern techniques used in IMAX films than the old fashioned
red and blue lenses.
The
young cast do their best with the roles, George Lopez is
good in two very important roles but the lack of the all-star
cast that the ‘Spy Kids’ movies had makes the
movie aimed more towards the younger market, meaning the
older viewer who accompany them won’t have anyone
to really watch.
Overly
complicated, confusing and lacking any real structure, ‘The
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D’ just isn’t
the film everyone was hoping for. Even though this is a
visual treat and the 3D effects work very well, there is
not enough here for even its intended audience to enjoy.
On this evidence, this won’t be the start of a new
trilogy.