George
(Reynolds) and Kathy (George) Lutz think they have found
their dream home but 412 Ocean Avenue in the picturesque
Long Island town of Amityville has a dark and bloody history.
One year earlier on November 14th, 1974 Ronald Defeo, the
eldest son, killed his entire family as they sleep in their
beds and he told the police that voices told him to do it.
The Lutz family choose to take a chance with the house but
as soon as they move in strange things start to happen.
Hollywood
continues with its fascination of remaking already successful
or cult movies but can ‘The Amityville Horror’
improve on the 1979 original?
Based
on the book by John Anson and the experiences of Lutz family,
this version of the tale has received the full Hollywood
treatment. With a much bigger budget, the terrifying, alleged
true story of what happened at 412 Ocean Avenue in 1974
can now be vividly brought to life. With all the special
effects wizardry and digital technology, we can now see
the horror witnessed by the Lutz family during their traumatic
twenty-eight day stay in that house but is this better than
the original cult horror movie? Yes it is.
While
the original 1979 movie was well acted by James Brolin and
Margot Kidder, this version of the movie opens the story
up a lot more. Instead of concentrating on mainly George
and Kathy, we now see the horror from the three kids’
perspective as well. Jesse James, Jimmy Bennet and Chloe
Mortez have a lot more to do as Billy, Michael and Chelsea
than the performers in the original ever did. Now we she
more of Chelsea talking with Jody, the boys discovering
what happened in the house and how George’s deterioration
effected the children. The performances of these three young
actors really bring the horror to bear, making the scares
all the more frightening.
Ryan
Reynolds and Melissa George also rise to the occasion as
George and Kathy Lutz. Usually a more comedic actor, Ryan
Reynolds gets to show more of his talents as the tormented
George Lutz. Here we see the character slowly transform
from a fun loving family man to a tortured maniac. Many
sceptics might have thought this would be a struggle for
an actor of Reynolds calibre but he proves that he could
be a young actor worth taking notice of. Melissa George
gets the chance to showcase what she can do as Kathy Lutz.
As she witnesses her dream and family fall apart before
her very eyes, Melissa George gets the chance to show the
talents that made her so impressive in the third season
of the hit TV show Alias.
If you
know anything about what happened at 412 Ocean Avenue you
will realise that this is a slightly more Hollywood version
of ‘The Amityville Horror’. The writers have
fleshed out the background history of the site where the
house is built a lot more but you can’t help but think
they have taken a lot of artistic licence by adding a bit
more gore and a villain. The special effects are very good
allowing the filmmakers to really go to town on the horror
elements. This isn’t all about gore however, as most
of the best scares are very quick via quick, flash cuts,
optimizing the frights and making you jump out of your seat.
The
2005 version of ‘The Amityville Horror’ is one
of those rare entities, a remake that is better than the
original. With a much larger budget, the alleged true story
can now be told to its true horrific capacity. Genuinely
creepy and providing some excellent scary moments, this
is a popcorn horror movie that will have you hiding eyes
with fear. Just don’t watch it alone.
“The
Amityville Horror” is a tale told by an idiot, full
of sound and fury, and signifying money. It’s a remake
of the 1979 ‘classic’ which was based
on Jay Anson’s book. That movie came out about the
same time that the ‘true story’ was exposed
as a hoax, but the remake still proudly boasts that it is
‘based on a true story.’
I am
not particularly bothered about the story’s authenticity,
however; I’ll leave that to the conspiracy theorists
and ghost-hunters. What I am
bothered about is the movie’s complete lack of originality,
interest, fear, atmosphere, talent, believable dialogue
and story development. It looks
like it’s been put together from spare parts of other
horror movies. It is directed by Andrew Douglas, but it
could have been made by a computer.
Here
are a few of the obligatory horror scenes the movie employs:
1. Axes being dragged along the ground. 2. TV and radio
signals with subtle subliminal messages (e.g. ‘kill
them’). 3. Shots of something moving past the camera
quickly, as a SCREECH! Fills the soundtrack; why are ghosts
always so conscious of where the camera is?
4. The old reliable Indian Burial Ground. 5. The little
girl who makes friends with the ghost that no one else can
see.
And so on and so forth. I can imagine a movie that uses
these clichés and is still effective, but this movie
has nothing but clichés; although they
are based on real people, the characters in the movie are
provided with such dull dialogue that we never care about
them whatsoever, which is perhaps why I found the film so
lacking in scares.
But
let me backtrack a bit. The film opens with the deaths of
the family who used to live in a big creepy house with windows
that look like glowing
eyes. Ronald DeFeo hears voices in his head and kills his
family. The movie decides, funnily enough, not to include
the fact that the real DeFeo
confessed that he made the ‘voices’ story up
to help his case, and thus subtly justifies the fact that
he cold-bloodedly killed six members of his
family. This sequence is filled with so many flashes and
loud sound effects that I felt as if I were having a migraine.
One
year later, the Lutz family moves in. They are shown in
overhead helicopter shots as they drive along the winding
roads, in what looks like a
tribute to “The Shining,” the difference being
that the shots lasted more than one second in Kubrick’s
movie. As ominous music plays, the stepfather,
George, looks up the stairs and seems somehow worried; maybe
he can hear the music too. They learn of the murders, but
are not too bothered. ‘Houses don’t kill people;
people kill people,’ says George. Oh, the ignorant
fool. The house is probably the best character in the movie;
about four times, we get the same shot of the camera tilting
up to show us the house (sometimes with some completely
redundant time-lapse photography), with its creepy eye-windows.
‘Day
One,’ appears across the screen, and it took a huge
effort for me to resist adding ‘in the Big Brother
House.’ The family settles in, and that
night, George and Kathy take part in a sex scene. It can’t
be said that they have sex, because when real people have
sex, they’re not so bothered about the way the light
is hitting them. Anyway, George suddenly sees the girl from
the DeFeo family behind his wife, hanging from the ceiling
with a noose around her neck (screech!). He looks again,
and she’s gone. Since she was shot, and not hanged,
I’m not sure what she was doing with that noose, but
never mind.
Soon
the family finds itself in the middle of a loud, tedious
horror movie. The father starts becoming a little disturbed,
and carries the axe around a
little too much. His eyes become blood shot, for some reason.
He has visions and dreams about torture and death. Windows
open and shut
themselves. Fridge magnets get rearranged. George and Kathy
return home one day to find their daughter, who has made
friends with a ghost, on the roof (screech!). ‘I think
something is wrong here,’ Kathy concludes. The audience
giggles; here is a movie where every character is dumber
than
anyone watching it.
Philip
Baker Hall appears as a priest to exorcise the house. His
attempt does not speak highly of the Catholic faith; the
exorcism goes wrong, and he
does a runner, telling Kathy to get the hell out of there.
Even Philip Baker Hall, a fine actor, cannot make the dialogue
sound as if it means anything.
Also
immensely irritating is the movie’s choppy editing
style. This movie has been edited to death. The shots are
all about two seconds long, at
most. The camera can’t sit still. Since “The
Shining” is clearly one of its influences, the director
and editor should have paid more attention to
Kubrick’s long, eerie shots. It’s the type of
editing that is described as ‘slick,’ but I
think it’s just a cover up for the lack of anything
interesting on the screen. It’s quantity over quality.
The
biggest sin the movie commits is in being boring, I think.
Once I got into the movie, and realised I was stuck with
the ‘slick’ editing and boring characters, I
gave up caring. The movie has a scene of gory fun where
a babysitter gets locked in a cupboard, but little else
to recommend it. If
you like horror movies with lots of gore and nothing else,
you might like it, but you’ll still probably find
it tediously unoriginal. When you hear the dog barking,
do you think he’ll come to a sticky end? When the
family is being chased upstairs, as a storm rages outside,
do you think they’ll end
up on the roof? Screech!