Angela's
Ashes Movie Review:
In
Tennessee they write country songs where everybody catches
fatal diseases, or gets murdered or divorced and in the
end the dog dies. From Ireland we bring you Angela’s Ashes
- Alan Parker’s film adaptation of Frank McCourt’s prize-winning
book.
By the time the hero's third sibling bites the dust maybe
30 minutes in (or was that days?) you'll be rolling your
eyes to the ceiling and praying he's next and it will all
soon be over. It won't.
It takes Parker two and a half hours to tell a story that
could be transported to Nashville and summed up by Tammy
Wynette in under 4 minutes. The setting is Limerick in Ireland
in the 30s and 40s. The theme is misery - McCourt’s but
more particularly the audience’s - endlessly sign-posted
by absolutely unrelenting and unrealistic movie-rain. The
plot - and I use the term in it’s loosest possible sense
- basically with little variation revolves around: child
dies, dad gets drunk, child is born, dad gets drunk, repeat
absolutely ad nauseum.
Nor are we ever given any chance to appreciate how Frank
McCourt senior (Robert Carlyle) transforms with regularity
from the loving story-telling dad bouncing children on his
knee into the kind of man who would spend money sent for
a new baby on booze, and then changes back again the following
morning. His solitary drinking adventures are never shown
as anything more than pathetic - he stumbles in, singing
rebel songs, to the family hovel in the early hours, tripping
over buckets of piss. It’s as if we’re told - "well you
saw the children die, who wouldn’t go and get drunk?" But
shouldn't a fine actor like Carlyle actually be able to
convey some of the inner torment that must have driven this
despairing cycle.
After all Mrs McCourt (Emily Watson) loses the children
as well but manages to be stoical throughout. And after
all there have always been grim stories and long-suffering
heroes who would never once have failed a breathalyser test.
How many of Dickens' heroes wound up as bathetic bar-flies?
In the end the suspicion must be that it was felt unnecessary
to convey any of these emotional complexities because -
for the bulk of it’s audience - "he’s an Irishman so he
gets drunk" was perhaps the only explanation required.
But I have to go back to the rain, which possibly overshadows
young McCourt (played well by three Irish actors Joe Breen,
Ciaran Owens, and Michael Legge) as the film’s central character.
And the rain is a terrible scene-hogger, a laughable over-actor,
more suited to vaudeville than the cinema screen. It is
of a variety - incessant and pounding - that may occur in
the occasional tropical storm but has never been witnessed
in Ireland, at least since biblical times. And the weather
throughout is presented in the same sunny light as Tim Burton’s
Gotham in the first two Batman pictures. Only at the end
when teenage McCourt sets off for America does the sun ever
break through the clouds. Thanks for that, Alan - we, the
people of Ireland, truly appreciate it.
What perhaps makes the whole thing so galling is that Parker
has publicly defended lapses in historical accuracy in the
story by insisting this is a memoir rather than strictly
autobiographical. One second Alan, so what you’re saying
is that this isn’t actually true? Because it occurs to me
that if, for the sake of drama, you’re willing to excise
a few facts, why not go the whole hog and excise enough
to make it interesting or even - God forbid - entertaining?
I’m not suggesting a young-Frank-uncovers-pirates’-gold
kind of sub-plot but do you think we could have had one
dead brother less? A girlfriend who didn’t die of TB? Dad
pops out for a pint with the lads but arrives back in time
for dinner with Chinese takeaway for everyone? Any variety
would be welcome in a film of this length but substantively
there is none.
Angela’s Ashes premiered in Ireland but I must confess some
bafflement on this point. After all, the whole grim confection
was plainly cooked up for the audience abroad, perhaps primarily
the kind of American who still believes the Irish live in
thatched cottages and travel to work in the fields on a
donkey or else stay in the pub all day drowning their tears.
The people of Limerick have in effect disowned McCourt and
Parker for the way they have presented the city and native
film star Richard Harris wrote a scathing attack on the
pair in the UK’s Sunday Times. Although the irony of the
inhabitants of the latter-day "knife-capital of Ireland"
getting in a tizzy about the image of their city 60+ years
ago may not have escaped everyone.
That Alan Parker is the same film-maker who brought us The
Commitments, Angel Heart and even Bugsy Malone is more than
a little depressing. This is simply a bad film. Well shot,
competently acted but bad to the core. If Woody Allen writes
love-letters to New York in his films, this is Parker and
McCourt’s collaborative poison-pen dispatch to Ireland.
Because this country for all it’s historical travails and
miseries was never dull and Angela’s Ashes most assuredly
and relentlessly is.
Brian
O Conaill
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