What
is it with Hollywood’s fascination with boxing and
equalizing of the squared-circle? Where two men enter and
one man leaves.
Since
practically the dawn of film, boxing films have enthralled
fans in all sorts of ways. Over 250 films over the course
of Hollywood history have embraced this sport and some of
the many classics include 1931’s “The Champ”,
1976’s “Rocky” and lately 2000’s
“Billy Elliot”.
Which
brings me to Annapolis, the film took me somewhat by surprise
with its central storyline of a shipbuilder’s son,
Jake Huard, (James Franco) who dreams of attending the infamous
Naval Academy, Annapolis. Through some hardships, Jake gets
in. The pride of Academy is the yearly boxing tournament
where every officer is for one moment equal when they step
into the squared circle. This year, Jake’s main goal
is to make it to the end of the tournament so he can face
his bullish commander, Cole (Tyrese Gibson).
Sure
the film has some subplots with the out-of-shape roommate
(Vicellous Reon Shannon) and a rather desperate attempt
at a romantic entanglement (Jordana Brewster) but for the
most part the film doesn’t really care and focuses
on boxing.
For
the first twenty minutes, “Annapolis” tries
ever so hard to be a recruitment video which made me shocked
that the US Navy didn’t endorse the film. Dreamy eyed
Franco trying to find some sort of dramatic footing tells
the audience that the reason he is going to Academy is because
he promised his dead mother.
After
this overly-sentimental opening, the film stumbles around
like it’s been walloped in the head a half dozen times
by a boxing glove. There are horrendously badly written
scenes where Franco is trying to fit in and the film trying
to develop more relationships for the character.
The
only relationships in the whole film I bought were between
Franco and Twins, his out-of-shape roommate and Franco and
his lieutenant, played by Donnie Wahlberg. I really like
Wahlberg and in some ways it’s a pity he is in this
film.
I also
liked the film’s boxing scenes but without drama to
back it up all you really get is the stench of two sweaty
men beating each other senseless.
If you
are going to make a movie about boxing would you ever think
to set it in a Naval Academy? Furthermore, if you are going
to make a movie about a Naval Academy and even title the
film after it then why not focus on the skills, training
and endurance a cadet has to go through. Then have the film’s
hero prove his abusive commander wrong through respect in
training not by beating in his enflamed ego.
“Annapolis”
to make a long story short, is a renter. Get it on video
and enjoy it that way but be warned there is a lot of cheese
in here and in some parts you might even be finding yourself
saying, “Huh?”.