I do
remember a time when I used to love watching reruns of the
goofy 60s sitcom, “Bewitched”. And for all you
fans of the show out there, I am an original Darrin kind
of guy. Dick York was Darrin, hands down. That is why it
pains me to tell all you fans out there, stay away from
the movie.
When
I first heard that they were remaking the classic sitcom
with Jim Carrey and Nicole Kidman. I was excited. Since
I think Carrey would have been a great Darrin.
Then
I heard that the film itself was not actually a remake but
a sort of behind the scenes sort of movie about the series.
I thought it was an intriguing idea of how to find a new
way to make a remake.
The
film itself finds Isabelle (Nicole Kidman) as a lonely witch
who yearns for a normal life and to do normal things. Her
innocence and her uncanny ability to twitch her nose perfectly
brings her to the attention of arrogant movie star, Jack
Wyatt (played now by Will Ferrell) who has just been cast
as Darrin in a new television series based on the classic
TV series, “Bewitched”. Jack wants her cast
as Samantha, his wife, on the show with him.
Isabelle
is reluctant at first and her father (Michael Caine) dislikes
the idea completely. But Isabelle is persistent in trying
to have a normal life.
Things
get even more complicated when Isabelle seems to develop
feelings for her on-screen husband. How will Isabelle deal
with her new life? Will Jack accept Isabelle as a witch?
If this
was an animated film, I would be comparing Nicole Kidman’s
character to some of the Disney heroines of old. A lot of
the Disney heroines always want to just have a normal life
and marry a normal prince, oh wait, I mean guy. Kidman’s
innocent and adjusting to our world scenes are quite cute
and funny. I also really liked the actress in this role
but it wasn’t her that was the problem.
The
problem comes when the movie forgets a lot about what inspired
it to be made in the first place. Like, the series.
There
are lots clips of the show in the film with the actors laugh-tracking
along. There are jokes about the series and there are even
clones of some of the more memorable characters. Like Paul
Lynde’s Uncle Arthur is now played by Steve Carell,
who plays the role with a really awful impersonation.
I also
really got annoyed by Will Ferrell really soon in this film.
His always over the top persona and his character’s
ego by making the show about him had no place in this film.
I know these are all key story elements but it’s more
harmful than funny. It’s like his character was created
during one of those brainstorming writing sessions in a
studio boardroom. Even original cast member, Jim Carrey
wouldn’t have been good in this role. There was just
something wrong with the whole concept of Jack Wyatt playing
Darrin. They should have stuck to the show.
I can
see how the concept would have been so clever and the casting
of Nicole Kidman but other than that “Bewitched”
is a pale memorial or remake of a classic TV sitcom. What’s
next “Friends” the movie? Oh sorry, they are
talking about doing that.
This big-screen
romp based on the beloved 1960s TV series starts promisingly,
with an ingenious premise, an engaging cast and a bouncy
tone. Then the filmmakers abandon the set-up and subplots
to turn it into an especially slushy Ephron rom-com.
Isabel (Kidman)
is a witch trying to live a normal life, although it's not
easy to give up magic. When vain actor Jack (Ferrell) notices
her nose-wiggling talent, he plucks her from obscurity,
Hollywood-style, and casts her as Samantha in his retooled
Bewitched TV series, which is his last-ditch career rescue
attempt. But Isabel's father (Caine) doubts she can be a
witch pretending to be mortal playing a witch pretending
to be mortal. Got that?
Ephron gets this
clever premise in motion with energy and charm. Kidman is
delightful--Isabel is breathy and too naive, but with a
knowingly warped undercurrent and an ability to learn very
quickly. Ferrell struggles with his schizophrenic character.
He's good; it's not his fault the character is so badly
plotted, wildly swinging from flailing has-been to sweet
leading man. The fine supporting cast try to make their
underwritten roles work, but the script continually leaves
them hanging. Worst of all is the ill-conceived sequence
with Uncle Arthur, which isn't helped by Carrell's appalling
Paul Lynde impersonation.
The
original series is such a time-honoured classic that we
really want to like this film, and the sharply written opening
third is thoroughly enjoyable. But it's like the solid script
was simply shredded on page 50, replaced by a lazily rehashed
version of You've Got Mail with a bit of witchcraft thrown
in. None of the intriguing ideas has a pay-off, and the
two appealing romances (between Caine and MacLaine and goofy
agent Schwartzman and sparky neighbour Chenoweth) simply
vanish. It's sad watching the film fall to pieces, especially
since Kidman and Ferrell give it their all while the plot
collapses and is replaced with romantic schmaltz. Even with
likeable chemistry, their love story is the film's weakest
element. And it kills off what should have been a sharp
skewering of showbiz combined with knowing nostalgia.