Cabin
Fever Movie Review:
I had
the high honour of watching Cabin Fever with its director Eli Roth, and despite
him being a thoroughly nice guy, I wanted to remain focused on the film and give
it a fair review. So here goes...
On
pitch level, Cabin Fever doesn't strike you as particularly original. A group
of young, dumb teens go to a cabin in the middle of the woods, get drunk, have
sex and do all the things that teens want to do if only there blasted parents
weren't around. After the first night, where naturally the group argue and start
dividing into their genre characters: surf boy/jock, slut, virginal pure girl,
doofus/comedy element and of course, the normal guy.
What happens then? Well,
naturally, one by one they start dying.
I
haven't spoilt anything here for you; it's a template that's been used to great
effect in the horror genre over the years, and one that director Eli Roth clearly
embraces. What makes Cabin Fever different from your average (and below average)
slasher type movie, is that he cares. He truly cares and loves the genre. It's
obvious one of his favorite films of all time is The Evil Dead - Cabin Fever could
be this generation's ultimate version of it.
Despite
its apparent low budget, the film makers try to make everything count, whether
it be the location, the 'killer' of the film, the make up/effects or the cast.
It hasnt got the gloss and high appeal of say Final Destination, and I think
its box office might reflect that, but it will garner a following, and probably
gain a certain cult status - much the same as Donnie Darko has. Heck, theres
even a bunny man in there...watch out for him...
Speaking
of Donnie Darko, it's interesting to note that film's writer/director Richard
Kelly has hitched up with Eli Roth to collaborate on a script called 'The Box'
(something Kelly hasn't done before apparently). Two soul-mates finding each other
and pouring their love of all things dark and sick onto the page - now that's
gonna be a movie that people will want to watch! Roth has also joined forces with
Scott Spiegel to start Rom Nerve Films, and we can expect three movies a year
from these guys - all in the same vein as Evil Dead, The Thing and...Cabin Fever.
What raises Cabin
Fever's stock above other similar budgeted type movies is the cast. No-one is
a mega star - Rider Strong is in Boy Meets World, but he's not in the same bracket
as Brad Pitt (yet). It would have been easy for the cast to have delivered their
lines, waiting for their moment of glory (and death), but they don't. You can
see them really trying hard, and that's fantastic to watch. Out of the main five,
Strong holds the ensemble together, but it's James DeBello who people will remember
- and he only got the part because he's a mate of the director, but its good fortune
for all. There's absolutely no reason for this character to be with two couples,
and he's one that causes friction from the first minute, but along with a few
laughs, he's the most proactive character in the first act - almost everything
that befalls the group is because of something he's done. The other guy in the
pack is Joey Kern, he didn't quite nail it for me, and he kept freaking me out
because he looked like Ted Lavine of Jame Gumb/Buffalo Bill fame (Silence of the
Lambs). Maybe he could do a prequel to Lambs, and keep De Laurentiis in Meals
on Wheels vouchers...
Outside
of the main five, the supporting players make up the townsfolk where the woods
back on to. The interaction with these characters is almost dream-like as they
say and do things that seem totally off-centre, and many of their actions will
leave your head reeling - but heck, if that's what they're like in the back woods
of middle America, then I for one ain't going there...Deliverance is an obvious
choice of film to tag the locals with, but there's something more (or less) to
them than those bad, bad folks who like men to squeal like pigs. No, these guys
have a simple mentality of protecting their own, and not liking outsiders. Only
the wacked out local policeman 'Winston' has any fondness for the groups of teens
that come "to party!" Even despite his 'innocence', he's certainly not
someone you want to meet in the woods at night. All the scenes with these locals
are well handled, a touch of humour, and a touch of menace. You're never quite
sure whether the end of the scene will be a laugh or a scream. Because of this
quality though, each time we return to the kids in the wood, you do start the
scene fidgeting because of the familiarity of the set up from other movies, but
on the whole, the film makers manage to drag you out of your slumber and shock
you with something.
One
more department should be noted for their hard work. The make-up/effects are back
to basics - no CGI in this film! - But they're more than effective, and it's because
of the way they are handled that makes them so accomplished. You'll have buckets
of blood for those that demand it, but there's a nifty line in 'dissolved skin
revealing lower jaw line' also, that had most people squirming.
All
in all Cabin Fever is a nice little movie. It's not fantastic and a must see.
It's not gonna get people in to see who don't normally watch this kind of movie.
It's not gonna take the world by storm and become a cultural phenomenon...but
it's a heck of a lot better than The Blair Witch Project and Jeepers Creepers.
If you like this
kind of genre/movie, you'll be going to see it anyway, but if you're after a nice
little scary movie made by someone with genuine and obvious passion for films,
then this is certainly the one for you.
As
a footnote, Eli Roth mentioned that Lion's Gate Films are really chuffed with
the end result and will push for instant sequels. He's not gonna play ball though
- "good sequels come four or five years after the original, like The Evil
Dead and of course, Star Wars". He is willing to write one for them though...let's
just hope it's better than every sequel of modern horror times.
Tyler
Durden

Celebrating
their graduation Paul (Strong), Karen (Ladd), Jeff (Kern),
Marcy (Vincent) and Bert (DeBello) rent a woodland cabin.
When an extremely ill hermit covered in bloody lesions interrupts
their first night of partying begging for help, the five
friends are spooked and try and drive him away, not wanting
to catch whatever he is suffering from. Thinking they are
safe they return to their vacation not knowing that one
of them has caught the illness and they all could now be
exposed.
The renaissance
of the horror movie on the big screen has been promised
for a long time but Hollywood has failed to deliver as the
quality scares have been coming from Asian cinema. Fright
fests like Ringu (The Ring), Dark Water and The Eye have
terrified audiences worldwide and Hollywood has taken notice
by buying the remake rights. But what of the more home grown
US horror movie?
Originality seems
to be a major problem for the genre in the States. Beautiful
young people are the only prey, monsters roam their streets
and High Schools and gore is their stable diet. Jeepers
Creepers, Freddy Vs Jason, and Final Destination, the list
is endless and there is nothing to differentiate between
any of them. Cabin Fever is no different.
While it has
a slight air of originality when it comes to the killer,
a deadly virus, the rest of the movie is nothing new. Five
young friends renting a cabin in the woods, where the locals
are slightly strange and untrusting of strangers. The film
combines so many elements from other movies that nothing
is new and there are no real surprises.
The performances
are fine and the actors do their best with a very limited
script. Cerina Vincent and Jordan Ladd are very attractive
and successfully put across the feeling of fear. Rider Strong
isn’t a bad lead as Paul but James DeBello is a tad
annoying, making you wonder why the rest of the friends
wanted him around.
As with a lot
of movies in this genre, plot points are never really truly
explained. Where did the virus come from, what is it, why
do people still drink unfiltered or cleaned water? The list
goes on. A lot of these questions have to be asked to co-writer/director
Eli Roth. While he gives the movie a great look and style,
the lack of coherent plot details and sloppy editing make
the film abit of a mess. You can tell he is trying to pay
homage to 1970s horror movies and he even throws in a couple
of plot twists but his doesn’t make the film anything
more than average.
American horror
movies are in need of a huge injection of originality. Once
they can move away from the clichéd killing of young
people and offer us some genuine frights for our money,
they will just have to rely on the more creative foreign
filmmakers to produce movies that they can buy the rights
to remake.
Star Rating =
* *
Jamie
Kelwick

What
do you do when someone in pain begs for your help?
“Please, I need a doctor!”
Human instinct kicks in and you more than likely assist.
What do you do if that person crying for help appears to
be disintegrating before your eyes, a mass of blood clots
and decomposing flesh?
In their final moments of pain and terror, they crave human
compassion and edge closer to their only hope of salvation…
Repelled, you back off. Flee, and tell them to “get
the fuck away” from you.
You can’t help, ‘cos your gut fear of agony
and death overwhelms the pity. No matter if the person is
your closest friend or lover.
Don’t
be misled by the premise though, this movie is laced with
outrageous mischief.
It is unashamedly influenced by the schlocky thrill-fests
of the late Seventies and early Eighties…”Texas
Chainsaw Massacre”, “Last House on the Left”,
“Evil Dead” et al.
Movies where handsome college meatheads and glamour-puss
girlies in “Daisy Dukes”, with pert breasts
(the close-ups leave you in no doubt!) take road trips through
Hicks-ville…and stop off somewhere ‘harmless’
for a night of unexpected debauchery and disembowelment
to a bluegrass, banjo soundtrack.
The only difference is that the main threat to their mortality
is not slack-jawed locals with a penchant for fashioning
clothes from their skin – it’s the flesh-munching
virus in the woods.
That’s
Cabin Fever.
Cabin
Fever is shot predominately with a soft, dew - kissed lens.
The sun shimmers on the lake and the wind blows gently through
the grass and then night falls.
To it’s credit, “night”, the most over-utilised
horror tool of them all, is not relied upon for upping the
creepy.
Oh no, the director wants to make the flesh-crawling moments
as stark and repulsive as possible – here the sun
glistens on the puddles of blood and mangled bodies too.
Although their problems begin of an evening, some of the
finest gory moments occur at the most unexpected times.
Others, well, in hindsight they seem to have been set up
to arrive at a predetermined ‘ick’ point, but
so what, who cares!
Of course they are, it’s a horror movie and that’s
how they function.
In its genre, (screwball horror) it stands out as the best
example recently produced and is, at the core, playing on
your inherent fears but with just the right smattering of
humour, to make horror truly scary again.
And after the ridiculous dirge that was “Freddy vs
Jason” turned our childhood bogeymen into clowns we
need something new to be scared of, damn it!
Some highbrow critics will snobbishly chastise this movie
Simon Cowell style - “it’s derivative”,
“it makes no sense” “the acting has more
than a whiff of ham” “it relies on gore”
“it’s stereotypical and stupid”. Well
“ra ra” to them.
It’s
entertaining as hell. Ample time is spent on the set –
up, the funky musical score kicks ass, the weirdo stoners
and locals who emerge from nowhere are a fun highlight,
it has a kooky, retro feel and it will probably disgust
and scare the shit out of you in equal measures. And you
may laugh uneasily at the sick – ass, screwed up ending.
Here’s hoping you do!
Don’t go to watch this film expecting a “Seven”
or “Silence of the Lambs”, but if you liked
“Texas” and its ilk, you’ll get a big
kick from Cabin Fever.
Terresa
Gaffney
Do you
remember those old “anti-drug” commercials with
the frying pan and a raw egg? Well I have to compare the
makers of “Cabin Fever” with that egg. Their
brains were the raw egg when they first started making “Cabin
Fever” but slowly the film cooked their minds. “Cabin
Fever” is probably one of the most demented and frustrating
films to come out this year.
Five
friends have rented a cabin and journeyed into the backwoods
for one of those “camping-party-romps”. The
cabin is plain and delightful and the friends start to explore
more about each other. Things begin to go horribly wrong
when beautiful and innocent Karen (Jordan Ladd) is discovered
to have a mysterious and deadly virus. The friends slowly
see that their survival may depend upon giving up on each
other. Survival can be inhumane but their surviving may
depend upon even looking past that.
“Cabin
Fever” definitely had the potential to be a harrowing
and great psychological film. All the elements were laid
out but instead what occurs is like nothing I have seen
on screen before. These guys are probably the stupidest,
ruthless and inhumane group of kids ever to grace the silver
screen. Their actions and what they do to each other is
so over-the-top and awful that it made me laugh. This film
is laugh-out-loud bad.
There
are some solid and perverse laughs encased in this film
but for the most part it is just there to gross you out
with heavy gore. I have liked some really infamously bad
and bizarre gore-fests, like 1985’s “Re-Animator”,
but this film just doesn’t have the logic or intelligence
that it needs. The kids in the “Friday the 13th”
films had more sense.
I enjoyed
the performances from Rider Strong, Cerina Vincent and Jordan
Ladd but Ladd especially. Ladd’s performance was the
only one in the film that was believable. When she got the
disease we all felt it. These three performances stood out
in one of the most awful films of the year. Hope they go
on to bigger and better things.
What
was the film trying to accomplish with Twin Peaks-styled
characters inhabiting the wooded area? Sure they are kooky
and sort of funny but they seemed to be way out of context.
Maybe
I just didn’t get it. It wouldn’t be the first
time.
With
a surefire indie hit like “28 Days Later” and
a monster-gore-fest film “Jeepers Creepers 2”
in theatres now, just skip “Cabin Fever”.
1
out of 5
Dean
Kish
So
Says the Soothsayer
A film
review by
BlackEye
Cabinet
Fever
This
black comedy is a teen metaphor for the current White House
administration. Very little intelligence, with a lot of
macho posturing. Lot’s of blood and very little sex,
although there is one scene when the perfect-breasted babe
does a reverse move on the male and does him from behind
like Lynn Cheney when she puts the steely dan to the rump
of the Vice-president. Kinky. At it’s core though,
is a Grand Guignol cautionary tale of what will happen to
future generations if that wart-faced, wicked Blair witch
of the west, Gale Norton continues as Secretary of the Interior
much longer. Super fun is bespoiled when the Super Fund
funds meant for toxic cleanup in the U.S.A. go to rebuild
Haliburton’s Iraq instead. The five suburban teens
also gives us a glimpse of the outcome of the Bush educational
policy. These kids are going to college? The horror!
It’s
also story of docile, irrational, short-sighted, loud-mouthed
mental midgets aided by inbred spawn from south of the Mason-Dixon
(red states), the residue of “clean coal” energy
policies created in secret by dickless bald little men from
Wyoming, and toxic waste left to simmer in it’s own
sauces to create flesh eating bacteria and make a sewer
of America’s beauty. The “other white meat”
is placed in jeopardy by this mysterious malady as Jesse
Helm’s main constituents and financial supporters,
the hogs and their lobbyists, are diseased as well.
The
animal connection is further complicated when the dogs gone
wild begin eating the sins of the female victims and do
a better job with their tongues than the boyfriend dawgs
did with theirs. OK, so there one reality check in this
“feature.” The town even has its very own rabid,
mullet-headed Dennis the Menace (whose real last name is
Helms, I kid you not) who sees humans as pancakes. Beware
the jaws that bite and the claws that catch…
More
madness reigns and rains. Although a cadre of Ashcroft-trained
militia try to resolve “the problem” in their
own special way, they end up shooting the messenger, kind
of like how Rudy’s rogues cured Amadou Dialo. The
police problem in a rural hamlet is not as complicated as
that of NYC or LA and is easily handled with some 5 cent
lemonade. Party on Deputy Winston.
The
acting, directing, and production qualities are strictly
B-picture, straight to video grade. Second rate. Just like
the current Administration. Another theme that is addressed
throughout this forest of fear is that “icky”
people are ignored and pushed aside by society. That attitude
is consistent with the Administration’s policies as
well. Not only is there no “big tent,” there
is nothing but bewilderness.
Unfortunately,
this film is a laugh riot while the real horror emanates
from Washington, D.C. This wonderful end of summer dump
romp when seen with The Order makes a great indigestion
inducing double feature with the entrees of flesh eating
and sin eating in one scrumptious meal. Just don’t
go near the water. Bon Appetite!
Copyright 2003
By T R Black
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