Catch
That Kid Movie Review:
Most
kid-oriented movies feature three types of adults -- well-meaning
but clueless parents, the evil authority figures, and random
characters who are complete and utter morons. All these
personalities converge in "Catch That Kid," a
flick including practically every family movie cliché
and hackneyed subplot in the book. However, this movie is
aimed squarely at kids, not the entire family – so
while the children are having fun watching it, their parents
will probably be wondering if "Agent Cody Banks"
could be today’s “Goldfinger."
Maddy
(Kristen Stewart) is an average preteen girl. She spends
her time either hanging out with her buddies Gus (Max Theriot)
and Austin (Corbin Bleu) or worrying her mom (Jennifer Beals)
by practicing to be a mountain climber like her dad (Sam
Robards). Unfortunately, Maddy’s family faces serious
problems after her father suddenly finds himself paralyzed
because of old climbing accident injuries finally catching
up with him. There's an experimental operation that could
save him, but it costs $250,000. Maddy's family doesn't
have that kind of money, and the bank won't loan it to them.
Just when it seems there's no hope, Maddy comes up with
this not-so-bright idea: rob a bank, the bank whose security
system her mom helped design. As the motivated youngster
figures out the details concerning how to break into the
bank's highly-secured vault and get past the advanced security
measures, she cons computer whiz Austin and go-cart mechanic
Gus into helping her pull off the most dangerous thing any
of them will ever do.
The problem with "Catch That Kid" isn't that it's
not a good movie for the kids. It has a lively spirit and
a few interesting moments here or there that will keep the
little ones involved. But there's not much to entertain
the parents or other adults. With an array of characters
who are far too stupid to exist even in filmdom, "Catch
That Kid" almost mocks the older patrons in the audience,
showing how easily a trio of Macaulay Culkins-in-training
can pull off a massive theft the "Ocean's Eleven"
crew would have difficulty doing. The story makes it too
easy for the kids to win, such as a scene in which a friendly
bank employee (John Carroll Lynch) gives Maddy the one code
that will override anything in the bank. The man should
be smarter than this. After all, Maddy has been conspicuously
snapping pictures of the security cameras and motion sensors.
In another equally ridiculous bit, Gus persuades a receptionist
to give him a huge model of the bank building by telling
her that a burn he got from a grill came from a beating
by his stepfather.
This
mean-spirited attitude runs throughout "Catch That
Kid," and it doesn't stop with the adults. It's also
shared among the film's young leads. Maddy uses potential
romance to lie to Gus and Austin to get them to help out;
apparently, the fact that her dad suffers from one of those
movie illnesses never explained but shown to be really,
really bad isn't enough to convince them that robbing a
bank is a necessary last resort.
On the plus side, the film’s climactic heist sequence,
though a little prolonged, is somewhat exciting. And the
young actors do try their best to rise above the material.
Despite being stuck with corny, groan-inducing lines ("We
are so grounded!" Gus comments as he stares up at the
bank's suspended vault), the youngsters give likable performances.
I enjoyed Stewart as a brave girl determined to save her
father -- even though her character's actions aren't the
most flattering. I also thought Bleu and Theriot worked
well as rivals for Maddy's affections and as comrades helping
out with the heist.
It’s a shame the filmmakers didn’t give these
kids more to work with. At one point during the final minutes
of "Catch That Kid," one character asks another,
"Are you buying any of this?" After looking back
at the 90 minutes I spent cooped up with this half-hearted
kiddie heist flick, my answer to that question has to be
“No, I don’t.”
MY RATING:
* ½ (out of ****)
Adam
Hakari
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