An oft-repeated
platitude tells us that the whole is greater than the sum
of its parts. But there are times when, conversely, distinct
halves do not add up even to that whole. Such is the case
with début feature director Darren R. Grant’s
Tyler Perry all-star showcase, Diary of a Mad Black Woman,
where two potentially related parts, and more, are effective
after their manner but so disparate in tone that the thing
falls apart.
Screening
audience reaction bolstered the suspicion that Tyler’s
adaptation from his own stageplay will delight African-American
women of a certain age, and that rarity may in itself provide
box-office oomph. But in terms of unity as a movie, the
mix of social commentary, racial-feminist empowerment wishfulness,
Terry McMillan soap, slapstick, substance abuse, and sexual
and flatulence jokes -- all topped with God, gospel and
good ole downhome Church -- well, this film conglomeration
is tough to take.
Not
always bad but consistently obvious music throughout betrays
Grant’s music-video background, as do opulently unimaginative
camerawork and sets, where Atlanta mansions shame Kane’s
Xanadu and even “ghetto” residences are beyond
most folks’ wild dreams. Combined with unpardonable
lapses of minimal taste, as in vengeful yuks as a paralytic
comes within an ace of drowning in a marble bubbled bathtub,
the terrific swings back and forth cheapen the very issues
that are raised and, supposedly, resolved.
Enter
mega-lawyer Charles McCarter (Steve Harris) and wife Helen
(Kimberly Elise), dressed to the glittering nines for a
society do honoring him as Citizen of the Year. Her voiced
diary “I am so proud of him” fades to his acceptance
speech nod that “I couldn’t have done any of
this without my wonderful wife of eighteen years,”
etc. Applause.
Fade
to the couples’ ride home, a far different picture.
After sweet Helen offers anniversary eve intimacy, surly
Charles responds with stony indifference, heading off for
late-night “office work.” His many affairs have
become one lover, with a child, and he orders the wife out
of the house that is his by pre-nup, and out of his life.
To ensure the split, a U-Haul appears and is loaded with
what’s hers. Wounded and angry, she berates the driver
and arrives alone back in the ghetto from which she and
Charles once fled.
Not
just anyplace, but the house where she started, and where
the film starts to crack apart. The large, neat, lawned
dwelling is the domain of grandma figure Madea -- “short
for ‘mother dear,’ Perry explains,” but
hinting mad-angry, as well, and Colchian Medea, legendary
Jason’s wife extreme in love and revenge. Not Tyler
Perry in drag, for the writer-actor is better than that,
Madea (Perry) is a bustier oversized Dame Edna, pistol-packing,
lustily trash-talking, pot-smoking, take-no-prisoners, feminism-spouting
all-encompassing ego. She will not let Helen mope -- nor
her own lame randy brother Uncle Joe (also Perry) have his
way -- but sets the girl out to get her propers.
Also
around are Cousin Brian (again, Perry), an honest lawyer
raising two kids because Debrah (Tamara Taylor, too attractively
unravaged for the rôle), his wife and Helen’s
childhood buddy, is a hopeless junkie. Brian’s friend
Orlando (Shemar Moore) shows up, a hard worker who happened
to be driving the U-Haul as a favor. Surrounded by, lost
amidst, outrageous comic activity, and some good throwaway
lines -- “the City of Atlanta versus Bobby Brown”
-- Helen will try to pick up the pieces of her life, while
Orlando tries to pick up Helen.
Respectfully
chaste, cornrowed soulful hunk Orlando is a Christian girl’s
dream-in-a-million who even “smells so good!”
If he is too good to be true, hubby Charles is not: a murderous
coke-dealer (Gary Sturgis) surfaces from the model citizen’s
shady past to extract payback, giving Helen, too, cold revenge
that so ties her soul and body that, abandoning Orlando,
she falls thrall to that sterile emotion. From Willow Tree
Nursing Home where Charles has thrust her, Helen’s
mother Myrtle (a Cicely Tyson shrunken into her first screen
appearance in ten years) comes toting her Bible warning
that vengeance is the Lord’s while man’s is
to forgive. For too long a film stretch, Helen does not
heed, but ultimately she will get the idea. In case we haven’t
by now, gospel services will remind us, all wounds will
be cauterized and healed, good rewarded, bad punished but
repentant.
So many
pieces cannot be forced into cohesion. Ironically symbolic
are the end-credits, listed alongside a medley of cut bloopers
and howlers, each separate and unrelated, if at times a
few good seconds.