Driven
Movie Review:
From
Sylvester Stallone and Renny Harlin comes this actionfest
about the Indy Grand Prix championship. Formula racing meets
formula filmmaking as Sly and the guys give us fast cars,
faster women, and plenty of stock Hollywood cliche'. All
of this would be just fine, if only they had given us a
decent plot to go with it!
Ever wonder how to make a hit movie? Harlin and Stallone,
both of whom have successful track records at the box office,
seem to think it's the following formula: Start with a montage,
follow that with a big action sequence, then a dramatic
or romantic scene, back to another montage, and repeat for
two hours. Make sure those dramatic scenes each feature
a different character, and that they don't last for more
than a few minutes. When in doubt, just throw in an extra
montage to sell the soundtrack. Speaking of the soundtrack,
be sure to play it loud during any romantic scenes, so no
one can tell how bad the dialogue is. From opening lap to
checkered flag, Driven is on terminal cruise control, with
the audience being the only loser.
As for plotline, it's nothing anyone hasn't seen before.
Sly is the old pro, brought out of retirement to help the
young rookie. Sly's known the highs and lows of racing,
but the rookie is slow to trust him. Did I mention the rookie
has heart? Yes, he knows that racing is important, but that
it can't compare to the love of a good woman. Our hero's
nemesis is another racer, a proven winner who is now going
through a slump. To him, winning is everything. Along for
the ride is yet another racer, easygoing with no ill will
to bear toward anyone. Can you guess what happens to this
likeable fellow? Also thrown in are an ex-wife, an indecisive
girlfriend, various generic greasemonkeys, and team owner
Burt Reynolds. To top it off, everyone seems to have something
to prove, both to others and to themselves. The only person
to retain his dignity throughout the film turns out to be
Bert, and if that doesn't tell you something's extremely
wrong here, then you just haven't been paying attention.
I
find myself in the very awkward position of defending the
film most similar to Driven, which is Days of Thunder. I
figure people who enjoy auto racing are the ones most likely
to want to see Driven, and are also the most likely to be
familiar with Days of Thunder. For those racing fans out
there, let me say that Days of Thunder is superior to Driven
in every aspect. Now, I realize that Days of Thunder was
just Top Gun on wheels, as well as an incredible ego yank-a-thon
for Tom Cruise, but the simple fact is that it still beats
Driven by a mile. The action is better, the racing scenes
are better, the story stolen from Top Gun is better and
more believable, and even the acting is a cut above anything
seen in Sylvester Stallone's Indy car opus.
Also,
Driven is yet another example that visual effects do not
a good movie make. The crash scenes are shot as close up
as possible, with quick edits that are often more disorienting
than exciting. Had no one told Renny Harlin that crashes
always look more spectacular from a distance? Apparently
not. No one must have told him that computer generated images
shouldn't look exactly like computer generated images either,
since every special effect stands out as clearly as Sly's
little bobbing head from the racing cockpit he'd never actually
be able to fit himself into.
So, at the last pit stop, the final lap, the end of the
season, when every race has been run, when I can't think
of any more racing metaphors, Driven can be summed up in
one word. Bad.
Allen
J Vestal
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