Well,
it looks like every redneck’s dreams have come true.
The good ole boys are back.
I can’t
begin to understand how the “Dukes of Hazzard”
television phenomenon was ever started or how it was created.
I just remember it was huge for its day and it is amazing
how long it lasted. I mean all my friends had “Dukes
of Hazzard” lunchboxes back then.
The
rough story of the phenomenon is that two “slick and
wide-eyed” moonshine delivery boys named Bo and Luke
Duke (Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville) would out
run and out smart the local law enforcement with their decked-out
Dodge Charger they nicknamed “The General Lee”.
The boys were also a pain in the side of corrupt businessman
Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds) who was always out-smarted by
the fast-drivin’ boys. When the boys got into trouble
they were always bailed out by their Uncle Jessie (Willie
Nelson), super-mechanic Cooter (David Koechner) and the
sexy Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson).
In a
lot of ways “Dukes of Hazzard” the TV series
and the film has a lot in common with the “Smokey
& the Bandit” films where a man and his slicked
out car would out run and out smart some rather clueless
and corrupt police. This seems even more evident with the
making of the feature film. Actually if there was no Uncle
Jessie and Daisy then it probably would have felt even more
like a “Bandit” sequel. I was even more reminded
of the “Bandit” films with the outtakes at the
end of the film.
There
are some good honest laughs especially when the “Dukes”
leave Hazzard County and venture to Atlanta. I felt that
Knoxville, Scott and Nelson were perfectly cast as the Dukes.
They seem to be born to play these characters. I also liked
a lot of the over the top car chases and stunt sequences.
And I have to admit the voice-over and freeze-frame shots
did bring back some memories.
Jessica
Simpson, in her portrayal as Daisy, has a lot to learn about
what is acting and what is parading. For me she came off
as more of a peacock than an actress. I actually found newcomer
Nikki Griffin who plays Katie Johnson as more refreshing.
Probably
my biggest annoyance with the film was the portrayal of
Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg and M.C. Gainey as Rosco. These
two guys come off as way to creepy and evil than their television
counterparts. If I remember the TV series correctly I remember
that the cops and Hogg were funnier than the Dukes. It just
didn’t feel right.
The
film is from the director responsible for other brainless
comedy hits like “Super Troopers” and “Broken
Lizard’s Club Dread” and this is evident with
a lot of the goofier jokes and especially with the “campus
police” and “pot-head” sequences.
I laughed
a little and shook my head a lot but I still can’t
understand why we needed a feature film on this.
Hollywood
studios seem willing to plunder any material at all if they
think they can make some money, and it's clearly not too
difficult to buy a talented cast and crew if you're willing
to pay enough. Because it's obvious that no one became involved
with this film for artistic reasons.
Luke
and Bo Duke (Knoxville and Scott) are cousins in rural Hazzard
County, Georgia, a hotbed of corruption run by local "businessman"
Boss Hogg (Reynolds) with the help of the sheriff (Gainey).
The Dukes are a thorn in the side of these sleazeballs,
running moonshine produced by Uncle Jesse (Nelson), while
Duke babe Daisy (Simpson) helps however she can, usually
by employing her curvy physique. Hogg's nefarious plot this
time involves the annual championship road race and a strip-mining
operation that will destroy the town. Send in the Dukes.
The
1970s TV series wasn't exactly highbrow, but it at least
had a whiff of intelligence underneath the goofball antics.
This film, on the other hand, seems to exist merely as an
excuse to smash things up and get in brawls. Basically it's
like a rural South edition of Jackass. But not as funny.
And with much lazier performances. No one really looks like
they're working here, although at least Scott injects energy
whenever he's on screen, and his chemistry with Knoxville
is somewhat engaging. Heffernan's deranged Sheev is believably
nuts and palpably icky. But poor Simpson has nothing to
do besides wiggle at the screen and strip down to skimpy
shorts and bikinis--no acting required.
I should
also admit that the car stunts are fairly spectacular in
that overblown, just slightly too-big sort of way. And we
can tell just how too-big they are in the credit sequence
outtakes, which are easily the funniest thing about the
film. And they're not that funny, really. But if you think
it's a crime what the filmmakers have done to a cheesy favourite
TV series (the Starsky & Hutch movie is a masterwork
by comparison), just wait until you hear what Simpson does
to These Boots Are Made For Walking.
Making
there way they only way they know how, Bo (William Scott)
and Luke (Knoxville) Duke delivered moonshine around Hazzard
County and were the thorn in the sides of Sheriff Rosco
P. Coltrane (Gainey) and Boss Hogg (Reynolds). When Boss
Hogg takes the Duke farm after the sheriff plants a moonshine
still in Uncle Jessie’s (Nelson), the good old boys
go on the run and with the help of their cousin Daisy (Simpson),
try find a way of getting the Duke farm back.
Hollywood’s
obsession with remaking old TV shows for the big screen
continues but can ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ make
that jump?
Nostalgia
can be a funny thing. Anyone who grew up in the early 1980s
will remember the adventures of Bo and Luke Duke as they
tore through the county in the General Lee. Everybody wanted
to be behind the wheel of that orange Dodge Charger as it
made the most impossible jumps to escape Sheriff Rosco P.
Coltrane and his deputies. Every week the Dukes stopped
another one of Boss Hogg’s profiteering schemes but
ended up in one or two car chases along the way. The premise
for the show was simple but it worked as light hearted,
throwaway entertainment that filled the TV channels in the
80s. The problem is that this simple approach doesn’t
work too well with modern audiences.
The
big screen version of ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’
follows the formula of the TV show to the letter but the
problem is that this doesn’t really offer the audience
much in the way of plot. In fact the minute story, which
is basically another of Boss Hogg’s money making schemes,
is just a way of filling in the gaps between the chase sequences.
This might have been all well and good in the 1980s but
modern cinema audiences want more.
The
essence of the show may well be captured perfectly but some
of the casting lets the film down. By having two comedic
actors in the roles of Bo and Luke doesn’t seem to
work. While we are not expecting these to be Oscar winning
roles, the casting of Johnny Knoxville and Seann William
Scott just doesn’t seem right. You can’t really
take ever of them seriously, not even as womanising, trouble
causing moonshine smugglers because they basically playing
themselves not the characters. M. C. Gainey also doesn’t
capture the essence of bungling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
and just comes across as more of a thug-like henchman. Burt
Reynolds fairs a little better as the nefarious Boss Hogg
with the white suit really suiting him but he doesn’t
have enough screen time to make as big an impact as the
character should have. The character that really captures
the essence of the show is Daisy Duke, played by the singer
turned actress Jessica Simpson in her first big screen role.
She is stunningly beautiful and the character plays on this
to get what she wants.
With
only the extremely well choreographed car chases making
the film watchable, ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ is
another TV to movie adaptation that fails to impress. This
is probably because the show itself wasn’t that great
in the first place and the simple premise of the show just
isn’t enough to engage modern more story hungry audiences.
Maybe it’s time those good old boys got real jobs
and grew up.