Ella
Enchanted Movie Review:
Ella
(Anne Hathaway) is a quiet but often opinionated girl. Her
father (Patrick Bergin) has left her with her twisted stepmother
(Joanna Lumley) and her two stepsisters, Hattie (Lucy Punch)
and Olive (Jennifer Higham) while he ventured off in the
kingdom as a salesman. Ella desperately hides her curse
as she tries to duck her new stepfamily. What is her curse,
pray tell? Obedience, even if it happens to be unreasonable
and impractical.
But
when Ella comes face to face with hunkish Prince Charmont
(Hugh Darcy), Ella must find a way to end her curse, stop
the evil Edgar (Cary Elwes) and finally be free so she can
love the prince. Gasp, what is a girl to do?
Did
someone drop me out a window on my head or is that the actual
storyline of the new fantasy-comedy, “Ella Enchanted”?
How
does one look at a film like this without screaming the
word “cheese” from the highest rooftops. That
is the perfect way to describe this comedy. If you peal
back the cheddar and see the film for the context that it
is in then quite possibly you may understand the story.
But in some scenes and especially during the idiotic “I
must obey because I am cursed” scenes it can get really
hard to do just that.
Those
scenes got old really quickly and it was really hard not
to see the morally corrupt message that the story could
have on impressionable young girls. Unquestionable obedience
is not a practical message to presenting to any generation.
Think before you obey because it is your right. Always question
is what we should teach. What if this was a girl cursed
with always asking too many questions wouldn’t that
be more practical? Then her cure would be to finally have
her most precious question answered. Ok it maybe hokey but
at least it makes more sense when we are talking “Ella
Enchanted”.
I really
enjoy the performances of Anne Hathaway in the past and
that does include “The Princess Diaries” which
is a lot better than Ella. Still my favorite performance
by the young starlet was on her short-lived but exceptional
series, “Get Real”. I knew she was going to
happen from the pilot of that show and she hasn’t
proven me wrong yet. Her performance in “Ella Enchanted”
is as good as it can be for a film like this. She is great
as Ella just that she a strong performance can’t overcome
how goofy the whole film is.
I am
not sure if there are any of you out there that remember
a TV series from the 80s called, “The Charmings”.
The series was about Snow White, Prince Charming and their
kids being flung across time to our world where they try
to fit in. It was a cheesy little series that was hypnotically
enduring for that period of television. “Ella”
reminded me in spades of that show especially when a lot
of modern day applications have crossed over into Ella’s
fairy tale world. In some ways, “Ella” can be
hypnotic as well.
The
world displayed in this film maybe made of cheddar but it
can be entertaining. Was I entertained with “Ella”?
In some ways yes but the goofy obedience spell, the annoying
disappearing giants who are in one scene but not in the
next, Elwes’s daft pet snake and Ella’s relatives
all but stopped me from seeing any real magic in Ella. There
should have been less gimmicks and more practicality.
When
you do end up questioning yourself about seeing “Ella
Enchanted”, you don’t have to obey, you aren’t
cursed. (1.5 out of 5) So Says the Soothsayer. (dwkish@shaw.ca)
The
Girl Next Door
By Dean
Kish
The
phrase “The Girl Next Door” has adopted a lot
of different meanings in the past 2 decades. It used to
mean harmless, charming, attractive yet meek. The sweet
kind of girl we all knew as kids. Nowadays, the phrase has
taken on a more sexual and erotic connotation. The central
character, Danielle, in the new film “The Girl Next
Door” is a little of both meanings.
Matthew
Kidman (Emile Hirsch), a high school boy, mistakenly sees
his neighbor, Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert) in a compromising
position late one night through an upstairs window. Danielle
catches Matthew peeping and marches over to his house for
an apology.
That
chain events unlocks a new side of Matthew as he begins
to fall in love with the girl soon after their courtship
begins he learns through some friends at school that Danielle
is actually an “on-the-run” porn actress who
just wants a new life. Danielle hasn’t run far enough
way as Kelly (Timothy Olyphant), her corrupt manager soon
arrives in their lives and forces Danielle back to work
for him. She is gorgeous, smart, and funny everything Matthew
would want in a girl. How is Matthew supposed to rescue
the girl of his dreams? And how can he hope to when he is
just a kid still in high school.
In some
ways, “The Girl Next Door” is in the same vain
as “Risky Business” except in that film you
had prostitutes instead of pornstars. There is also the
mixing of the sweet and innocent side with the sleazy sex
business side. The main differences between the films are
the portrayals of the young male leads. Cruise’s film
does show his character evolve a lot more than Hirsch. Cruise
is also able to act older where Hirsch always looks like
he is probably 6 years younger than the character he is
playing. I really like Hirsch but his whole role here seemed
kind of odd. Cuthbert’s Danielle looks way older than
him.
I felt
a little weird that the film characterized porn people as
idols. The porn manager character’s attempts to lure
high school girls into the biz. The ideas of high school
boys taking porn actresses to the prom. And the idea of
filming a porn film at the school was also weird. These
ideas, even though they were in a humor context, made me
a little squeamish. What were they trying to film here,
the Traci Lords story as seen through the eyes of a PEZ
dispenser?
It was
really hard to accept the merging of these two worlds. The
portrayals by Olyphant and James Remar as porn tycoons were
probably the best of the piece. I really liked how they
grasped their roles. Remar did play his role closely to
the role he played on “Sex & the City” but
it was Olyphant who was the one to watch. This guy ate scenery
and blew Cuthbert out of the water.
If you
can look past the odd merging of worlds and enjoy the film
as a comedy then you probably will have a lot of fun with
it. I didn’t find it particularly sweet like I did
with “Tadpole” but I am not sure if its goal
was to be sweet. At least for me the subject matter got
in the way of the laughs. There are some strong performances
but over all it is a toss up.
(3 out of 5)
So Says the Soothsayer
Dean Kish
After
been given a ‘gift’ as a baby by her Fairy Godmother
Lucinda (Fox), Ella (Hathaway) would have to spend the rest
of her life been obedient. In other words, if someone told
her to do something, she had to do it. When her father married
Dame Olga (Lumley), her family expanded to include two stepsisters
Hattie (Punch) and Olive (Higham) who found out her secret
and exploited her at every opportunity. Tired of been used
by her new family, Ella sets out to find Lucinda and ask
her to remove the spell.
Combining
modern music and fairy tales has been done to amazing success
in the world of animation but could this successfully transfer
to live action?
Based
on the novel by Gail Carson Levine, ‘Ella Enchanted’
takes modern music and ideals and transports them into a
world of Giants, Knights, Elves and Ogres. This is a world
ruled by a tyrant that has forced all the non-humans into
servitude, so it is up to our heroine to save the day and
unite the all the different people. While in the realm of
fairy tales this might not sound that unique, but the movie
takes a fresh approach and makes this tale very up to date.
This
is another movie that is meant to showcase the talents of
Anne Hathaway and it succeeds. She is an instantly likeable
actress that has everything to appeal to her target audience
for this movie, young girls. She is very pleasant, extremely
appeal and while she is very pretty, she is not totally
stunning to the point that no one can connect with her.
The main thing she has going for her is that is extremely
nice. This is a girl that the audience would like to be
friends with and this is Anne Hathaway’s appeal. As
Ella, she personifies this by making the obedient character
instantly likeable and easy to get behind. This is a role
that she excels in but it would be in good to see her in
a more challenging roles.
Her
supporting cast is also good. Hugh Dancy is the love interest
of the piece and is the typical Prince Charming. In fact
his name is actually Prince Charm. He plays the role with
a certain about of daring do and charm that will instantly
appeal to the target audience. Aidan McArdle is also good
as Slannen, an elf that wants to break away from the traditional
singing and dancing niche that elves have been forced into
and become a lawyer. There are also noticeable cameo roles
from Minnie Driver, Vivica A. Fox, Eric Idle and Joanna
Lumley, who all bring something to their roles.
Ella
Enchanted is a nice film that will really appeal to its
target audience. This is another showcase for the talents
of Anne Hathaway, in which she also gets to sing, and she
is surrounded by an accomplished supporting cast making
this a good family film and a live action update of the
fairy tale movie.
Star
Rating = * * *
Jamie
Kelwick
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