Garfield
Movie Review:
I should
start by stating where I stand on the entity known as "Garfield."
First off, I'm a comic strip enthusiast; when I was much
younger, I not only read the funnies but also read about
them. I learned about their artistic qualities and am today
a proponent of their validity as an art form, often referring
to the works of Charles M. Schulz, G.B. Trudeau, Bill Watterson,
and others. My brother and I used to draw a comic strip
as well, privately and just for fun, and I learned a lot
about creative writing in the process.
Along
with appreciating the good came discovering the bad -- I
consider Jim Davis's “Garfield” to be the worst
comic strip running today. When it first became popular
in the 1980s, it had an irreverence that was hard to resist;
back then, I counted myself among its fans. But, as the
strip became more and more successful, it also became more
and more lazy. I believe Davis today has a staff drawing
the strip and thinking up the recyclable jokes, all deliberately
diluted to confuse as few readers as possible, no matter
their age or background. “Garfield” exists now
as a soulless commercial enterprise, coasting off the popularity
it gained in its early years, endlessly juggling jokes about
Mondays, spiders, cats, dogs, dopey owners, and, appropriately,
laziness.
I know
some of you are thinking, well, “Garfield” isn't
the only comic strip guilty of that these days, and that's
true, but “Garfield” is perhaps the most blatantly
commercial, and so it's the easiest, most visible target.
To further prove this, out comes “Garfield,”
the live-action movie. Not “Beetle Bailey,”
the live-action movie. Not “Hagar the Horrible,”
the live-action movie. “Garfield.” And, no,
those “Blondie” movies from the '30s and '40s
don't count.
What
possible reason could there be for anyone deciding to make
a “Garfield” movie today, other than to further
inflate the cash cow? Garfield hasn't really enjoyed the
media spotlight since the late '80s, when all those plush
toys found themselves suction-cupped to car rear windows
across America. How much recognition does the character
have with today's kids, the movie's intended audience? Were
there hordes of older fans just waiting for computer technology
to become advanced enough to finally animate a 3-D Garfield
for a live-action movie? If so, why was only Garfield animated,
and not his equally recognizable canine counterpart, Odie?
Odie,
you see, is played by a real dog. He doesn't exactly look
similar to Odie, but, then again, the live-action Nermal
(Garfield's kitty foil) and Arlene (Garfield's female feline
friend) don't look anything like their drawn selves, either.
They look like regular old cats, except they talk. Oh yeah
-- unlike the cartoons, where Garfield and his four-legged
buddies "think-talk," these guys move their lips
when they speak. I don't really understand the decision
to do this; I assume the filmmakers are just following the
talking-animal fad that's so popular these days, picking
up where “Cats & Dogs” left off. It's not
as if think-talking doesn't work in a live-action setting
-- see “Homeward Bound,” it worked pretty well
there.
Garfield
is voiced by Bill Murray, which only further makes us wonder
why Oscar-nominated turns are always followed by embarrassing
parts. His voicing is decent -- he's no Lorenzo Music, but
then Music passed away a few years ago, so Murray is a fitting
choice. Ultimately, the voicing sounds like a cross between
what we'd associate with Garfield and what we'd associate
with Murray, the result of which is not particularly interesting.
Meanwhile, live-action Jon is played by Breckin Meyer as
someone possibly more clueless than the character in the
strip. He's been paired up with a needless love interest
played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, whose job it is to smile
and look cute running all around town in a short dress.
The
plot, meanwhile, is one we've seen before, wherein the main
character lives a cozy life by himself (if you don't count
the oblivious owner) until a new guy (here, Odie) moves
in and begins to disrupt the old lifestyle. When the protagonist
somehow ousts the new guy, he feels guilty enough to consider
finding a way to ensure his return. In the movie, Odie is
ultimately kidnapped and Garfield must come to the rescue.
Incidentally, Odie's capture and rescue also anchored the
plot of Garfield's first animated half-hour special, "Here
Comes Garfield." That modest little feature was more
entertaining than this current film.
So “Garfield:
The Movie” has precious little going for it. It uses
an old formula plot, with actors in formula roles playing
second-fiddle to cute, formula talking animals, one of whom
is cg. In a way, it's the perfect representation of “Garfield.”
A bland comic strip inspires a bland movie. Normally, I
get worked up whenever a movie does an injustice to a source
material I hold dear; this time, I had no reason to muster
any anger. The movie, in some twisted way, is actually faithful
to the spiritless spirit of the strip. If both the strip
and the movie weren't so bad, I might actually by amused
by this.
Jeffrey
Chen
The
lovable lazy feline who scarfs lasagne and is a staple in
the funny pages of newspapers across the globe comes to
the silver screen in a live-action take.
Garfield
(voiced by Bill Murray) nearly has a heart attack when his
love-struck master Jon Arbuckle (Breckin Meyer) brings home
a wily pup named Odie. Arbuckle is infatuated with Garfield’s
vet, Liz (Jennifer Love Hewitt) and he thinks by taking
homeless Odie home maybe he can finally get a date.
Odie
does bring the couple together but after Odie delights an
audience at a dog show, TV host Happy Chapman (Stephen Tobolowsky)
becomes obsessed with procuring Odie for his show.
The
next night a jealous Garfield ends up locking Odie outside
and he falls into the clutches of Happy. Now Garfield must
save Odie from the sinister TV host. Can an over-weight,
food-obsessed cat save the day? He’ll have to stop
for a snack first.
I don’t
know who thought that this was Garfield. Writers Joel Cohen
and Arnold Sokolow wrote the Steve Martin comedy, “Cheaper
by the Dozen” but their take on Garfield is almost
sacrilege. There is nothing in this less than 80 minute
film that works, well except for the CGI pertaining to the
film’s star.
Garfield’s
animation team should really be commended for making Garfield
come to life. His animated movement, facial tweaks and human
interaction is the star of the film. It is just too bad
that everything else is so awful around it.
The
relationship between Hewitt and Meyer has less chemistry
than two plastic Barbie and Ken dolls. The guest voices
on the other animals are mundane and not funny. And why
is it that Garfield is the only character that looks like
the cartoon? It really felt odd seeing Garfield interact
with real animals. It was almost a hybrid of “Dr.
Doolittle”.
The
film comes with an animated short featuring “Ice Age”
character Scratch called “Gone Nutty”. That
little short is hilarious and has more laughs than the entire
Garfield film.
I loved
the Garfield television show and comic-strips and it boggles
my mind to how they came up with such a painful film on
such a lovable character.
(1 out of 5)
So Says the Soothsayer.
Dean Kish
Arriving
a decade too late, Garfield: The Movie, the film adaptation
of Jim Davis’ beloved comic strip falls flat due to
prone inconsistencies and lack of flavor. Children under
10 years old may enjoy this film, with the recent success
of the weaker Scooby-Doo films, but all other audience members
will be in for a waste of time.
The
film of course centers on the spoiled, lazy, fat orange
cat Garfield (voiced by Bill Murray), who continuously endures
lasagna and lives with his absent-minded owner Jon (Breckin
Meyer). In the comic strip and the many cartoons of the
1980’s, Garfield was stubborn and mischievous, as
he is in this film, but his thoughts were spoken or heard.
However, in Garfield: The Movie, he talks right to the audience
through the voice of Bill Murray and is completely computer
generated with huge green eyes. Garfield’s perfect
lifestyle is altered when Jon brings home a dog-named Odie
that he accepts from a beautiful veterinarian that he has
a crush on named Liz (Jennifer Love Hewitt). Odie is Jack
Russell Terrier that is now given all of the attention from
Jon, while Garfield becomes secondary. In efforts to regain
Jon’s affection, Garfield locks Odie outside one night
and gets lost. Filled with guilt, Garfield sets out to the
city to go find the slobbering dog and save him from an
abusive and money hungry television celebrity named Happy
Chapman (Stephen Tobolowsky).
The
story itself sounds simple for this film, though its lack
of charm and entertainment value has the film feeling longer
than its under 90 minute running time. Writers Joel Cohen
and Alec Sokolow deliver a hollow script full of numerous
pop culture references and weak antics. Garfield himself
is somewhat like the way Davis’ conceived him, but
in this film he is hardly likeable. The supporting animal
roles, which include Odie and Nermal, are an absolutely
wasted embarrassment to Davis’ original premise. There
is also hardly any effective humor in this film, of course
there are numerous lasagna jokes, but in this version Garfield
relies more on burping to gain laughs, rather than clever
cynicism. However, the worst creation in the script is the
dreadful villain character of Happy Chapman.
It
is also questionable as to why did director Peter Hewitt
choose to have Garfield as completely computer generated,
when all of the other animal characters are real, but have
computer generated mouths when speaking, ala Cats and Dogs.
The aspect of mixing real animals and special effects has
been a wearied phase in Hollywood for about five years now,
so why use it? Garfield speaking to the screen also may
become confusing to kids, since he talks right in front
of Jon, but his owner can not hear him. The special effects
are also atrocious when either Jon or Liz picks up the CGI
Garfield. The actors seemed not to know Garfield’s
proportions with obvious white lines around their hands,
where the effects where not polished. Hewitt’s direction
is so uneven that it seems he ran out of time to tighten
all of his choices. The atmosphere of Jon’s home among
other things are not too bright either, in which one of
Davis’ eminent choices of the comic strip were its
vast colors.
Breckin
Meyer is a solid choice to play Jon Arbuckle, he has the
look for it, but his performance is lost. It almost seems
that Meyer and love-interest co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt
were sleepwalking through out this film. They were not given
much to work with, and of course Hewitt has to run around
the last twenty minutes of the film in a tight dress, even
though she is educated veterinarian. Stephen Tobolowsky
plays one of the worst bad guys in the history of family
films as the annoyingly over the top television celebrity
Happy Chapman.
Garfield:
The Movie is a horrible film and a disgrace to the original
creation by Jim Davis. Perhaps if this film was made in
the early 90s it might have worked, but most of the aspects
in this film are tired, such as the real-life animals with
CGI moving mouths. Parents may be bored with this one, but
will children still watch this film, sure they will.
Grade:
C-
Joseph
Tucker
Ignore
the fact that this film should have been made at least 15
years ago and you might enjoy it. The humour is fairly stale
and obvious, but only if you remember reading Garfield cartoons
15 years ago ... or if you're a demanding moviegoer. Kids
will have a great time!
Jon
(Meyer) is a cheery young guy living in a gorgeous house
with his fat, lazy cat Garfield (voiced by Bill Murray--and
no, the humans can't hear the animals' voices). Jon has
a schoolboy crush on the local veterinarian hottie (Hewitt),
and adopts the homeless pooch Odie to impress her. But this
of course sends Garfield into spasms of panic as he plots
how to get rid of the dog. Then Odie's kidnapped by a nutty
TV presenter (Tobolowsky) and only Garfield can rescue him.
There's
a consistent stream of humour that at least keeps our interest,
even though the writers haven't bothered to be either inventive
or clever. The comedy and plot are worn out before the movie
even starts--derivative and predictable, although there
are a few sharp zingers here and there, mostly due to Murray's
vocal work (everything else is pretty bland). Alas, there
are frequent corny action set pieces and a couple of astonishingly
ill-conceived bits, the most gruesome of which has Garfield
crooning a bluesy lament about Odie to the tune of New York
State of Mind.
Oddly,
all of the animals in the film are real except the extremely
cartoonish Garfield. The effects that create him are sometimes
impressive, but mostly fairly clunky, especially since we
can never accept him interacting with the actual dogs, cats
and rodents he enlists to help him--they're genuine but
he's not! It's also strange that Odie is the only animal
who never speaks. And that the humans are all so insipid.
So when Murray gives one of the rather weak jokes an extra
vocal kick, we find ourselves chuckling almost in desperation.
And as a result, the film is surprisingly watchable. But
only just.
Rich
Cline
Garfield’s
(Murray) life was pretty perfect. He had his owner John
(Meyer) wrapped around his little paw, he ruled the cul-de-sac
that he lives in, he could be as lazy as he wanted and eat
his favourite lasagne all the time. Life couldn’t
be much better for a cat. Everything changed with John’s
potential sweetheart Liz (Love Hewitt) gave him a dog called
Odie. Was the power in the Arbuckle household about to shift?
Jim
Davis’s much loved comic strip and cartoon series
receives the live action treatment but is Garfield going
to make any friends? Yes, but only some very young ones.
Fans
of the comic strip and TV show will be glad to hear that
the filmmakers have got their favourite fat ginger cat just
right but then thrown him into a terribly scripted movie.
The plot really lets the film down as our lazy hero is forced
to endure an almost pantomime like villain and a typically
sugary sweet Hollywood treatment that would make him cough
up his lasagne. Why the filmmakers didn’t get his
creator Jim Davis to write the script we will never know.
Garfield
himself is spot on, thanks to some fantastic computer animation
and the voice of Bill Murray. Replacing the legendary Lorenzo
Music, who sadly passed away in 2001, Murray brings Garfield’s
dry wit and sarcasm to live with great skill. There just
isn’t anyone else who could have voiced this much-loved
character. The animation is first rate as CG Garfield effortlessly
interacts with his environment and other cast members. Just
watch his scenes with Odie on the chair and you will applaud
the skills of the animators. That also applies to the rest
of the animal cast. Some extremely well trained cats, dogs
and rodents play them but the animation of their mouths
and expressions is first rate.
Human
cast is just there for show. Breckin Meyer doesn’t
really have much to do as John Arbuckle and he just isn’t
geeky enough to be Garfield terminally unlucky owner. Jennifer
Love Hewitt is absolutely gorgeous but that just seems to
be her career at the moment, nothing but eye candy. Stephen
Tobolowsky does his best as Happy Chapman, the villainous
TV presenter looking for his big break but he doesn’t
have the lines to make him a credible bad guy.
Garfield
is a movie made for younger children and they will get a
lot of enjoyment from it. For everyone else who grew up
with the cartoon and comic strip, even their favourite ginger
cat can’t save the film’s unimaginative script
and sugary Hollywood coating. Hire out the cartoon and have
some lasagne instead.
Star
Rating = * * * (For Kids under 10)
Star
Rating = * * (for everyone else)
Jamie
Kelwick
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