Halloween:
Resurrection Movie Review:
When
a Halloween film is released in the middle of summer, something
seems terribly wrong. Possibly more frightening than the
film itself is the fact that a film studio would have the
courage to release a movie at the wrong time for the movie
because it is the right time for ticket sales. In seeing
this film I knew it would be purely a money making film
with little to no art quality contributed.
Unfortunately
that is not always a requirement for a mojority of film
audiences, and the theatre was crowded when I saw this film.
Halloween Resurrection ensures that anyone too young to
remember any of the past Halloween films (even Halloween
H20 which was released only a few years ago) can still enjoy
this one and know what is going on as well.
They
spend the first five minutes of the film using dumbed down
dialogue and recycled footage, the tag of a bad horror film,
to give us all the necessary backstory. The bakstory basically
being that this is one crazy man and he never seems to die.
This scene is followed by an annoyingly unsatisfying cameo
from Jamie Lee Curtis. All of this being filmed in the bad
way that horror films are lovingly known to be.
Once
we start getting into the actual story it does pick up a
bit, mostly thanks to a young cast that is fairly fun to
watch dispite the one-dimensional script. The story pulls
a media moral in the middle of all of the horror by setting
the film in a reality internet show. Dangertainment is a
group of college students who are locking themselves in
the childhood home of Michael Myers with cameras on Halloween
night. Although much of what they find turns out to be a
hoax, the real danger follows shortly when Michael comes
home. Then basically everyone starts dying and internet
audiences watch on in wonder as they debate whether it is
real or not.
Although
there are some jump scares and a few truly creepy scenes
in Hallween Resurrection, for the most part it is not scary
but instead disgusting and funny, although not always on
purpose. I have no doubt that this is not the last we will
see of Michael because he never really seems to die and
audiences never really seem to get tired of throwing their
money away.
Ryan
Izay
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