Johanna
Spyri's heartwarming tale has been adapted some 20 times,
so it does make you wonder why people still bother. Well,
this is the first British-made movie, and the filmmakers
at least try to be faithful. But the result is rather clunky
and relentlessly cute.
Heidi (Bolger)
is a little orphan whose money-grubbing Aunt Detie (McLynn)
dumps her with her grandfather (von Sydow), a cheesemaker
living high in the Swiss Alps. Heidi loves mountain life,
daily accompanying neighbour boy Peter (Friend) with the
goats to the high pasture. Then Detie returns with a plan
to sell Heidi to a German family as a playmate for their
crippled daughter (Claridge). Heidi brings sweetness and
light to everyone she meets in Frankfurt, while pining for
mountain life.
Everyone say,
"Awww!" Actually, the story isn't half bad, and
a more confident filmmaker could do something interesting
with it. But Marcus and Finch seem terrified of upsetting
some imaginary rule of children's filmmaking; even the creepy
characters (Detie, as well as Chaplin's cruel Rottenmeier)
are portrayed as troubled and pathetic, rather than truly
menacing. Everyone else is just so nice it hurts, although
at least Rigg adds spark to the German family's Grandmamma.
While Shirley and Synnott give their side characters a flicker
of sassy attitude. At the centre, Bolger works like a trooper
to hold the film together, smiling relentlessly and speaking
earnestly.
The filmmaking
itself benefits hugely from the picture-postcard Alpine
beauty, although it's shot stiffly and weakened by dire
editing, including lots of corny cross-fades. Not to mention
the cheesy 1960s-style effects as Heidi and Grandfather
sled down the mountain--a sequence that should have a whoosh
of exhilaration but instead feels far too slow and, yes,
smiley. The film just sags under the burden of a little
girl spreading cheer throughout the mountains and cities
of middle Europe. She's kind to servants, rescues the kitties
and even heals the lame. Only pre-teen girls (and professional
film critics) should ever see this; everyone else should
run and hide.
Heidi Cast:
Emma Bolger, Max von Sydow, Geraldine Chaplin, Diana
Rigg,
Samuel Friend, Jessica Claridge, Pauline McLynn, Robert
Bathurst,
Oliver Ford Davies, Del Synnott, Kellie Shirley, Jessica
James