Hide
and Seek Movie Review:
Had it
been made more cheaply, “Hide and Seek” might
have been better. I don't mean that it has the feel of some
kind of big budget feature, but because of its A-list star
Robert De Niro and some not-so-unknown actresses like Dakota
Fanning, Famke Janssen, and Elisabeth Shue, the film probably
suffers from taking itself too seriously. A cast of green
up-and-comers might've been able to pull off this unambitious
genre plot with a sense of being in on the joke; as it is,
De Niro and company only create a higher potential for embarrassment.
And
embarrassing it is. This is another movie that exists only
for the sake of its ending. Everything that happens leading
up to that point seems more concerned with creating a manufactured
sense of tension that's supposed to be released at the end,
regardless of whether or not it's logical. It fails because
the water-treading portion of the movie literally feels
like water-treading, and the ensuing payoff isn't particularly
satisfying.
I'm
willing to concede that the edge of this film’s ending
is blunted by the growing pool of these kinds of movies
with similar endings. There's simply too many of them now,
and it's starting to feel as if each one is less and less
imaginative. The question becomes, how many movies like
this do any of us have to see before we second guess them
to death? If you've had your share of M. Night Shyamalan-knockoff
thrillers, you're going to walk into future offerings of
these flicks and start ruining them for yourself because
you know all these writers' tricks. Then they all just start
feeling gimmicky.
In the
case of “Hide and Seek,” point B doesn't even
follow sensibly from point A, so it feels like it's cheating,
trying to do less work to justify its resolution. Fanning's
character forms the basis of the tension, but the path she
follows in the story makes no sense. In short, she's De
Niro's daughter, and she has this imaginary friend that
causes real trouble in the physical world. She acts the
way she acts (i.e., creepy and disturbed) just to put the
audience at unease, and whether or not it works for her
character doesn't seem to be an issue. This is because the
movie can easily fall back on the "trauma excuse"
to explain her actions. And that's plain lazy.
Believe
it or not, this is actually the first time I've seen Fanning
in anything, and I'll admit I admired her performance, even
though her character was annoying. The fuss over Fanning
seems to be that she plays much older than she seems to
be, which makes her kind of creepy, but I guess that should
work out well for a movie like this. It's amusement over
her little onscreen duels with super-veteran-actor De Niro
that give “Hide and Seek” what little entertainment
value it has. It's certainly more interesting to wonder
what De Niro is thinking of his precocious co-star than
to second-guess the destination of this easily forgotten
entry in the oh!-bet-you-didn't-see-that-coming sweepstakes.





Jeffrey
Chen
Besides
a nice sense of visual style, there's nothing to this creepy-child
thriller, DeNiro's second in a year (at least this is better
than Godsend). The plot is completely unremarkable; alert
viewers will quickly unravel the mystery. But decent acting
and directing make it watchable.
After
his wife (Irving) dies suddenly, David Callaway (DeNiro)
packs up 9-year-old Emily (Fanning) and moves to the country
to get some air. A psychiatrist (Janssen) thinks Emily's
new obsession with an imaginary friend is almost to be expected
after the trauma, but things soon get out of hand as "Charlie"
starts playing some pretty macabre games.
Polson
clearly has an early-DePalma obsession (pun intended), as
he saturates the film with furious colour, lurid camera
work and dense orchestrations. Subtext is the name of the
game--red herrings, furrowed brows and the expectation that
something supernatural is going to rip through the walls
at any moment. There's even an eerie music box playing a
sinister version of "Mockingbird". All of this
creates a wonderfully moody atmosphere, combined with Fanning's
twitchy, dark-wigged performance and DeNiro's gloomy sulking.
With
such a blatantly silly thriller, it's probably nit-picking
to raise the logic question (why, for example, does a man
with one child buy "the biggest house on the lake"?),
but these things jolt us out of the story. It also doesn't
help that Fanning is laughably made up to look like a demon
from hell--all dark mascara and sallow cheeks. Or that the
artful atmospherics are actually rather dull and pointless,
building to a tedious thriller finale that's impossible
to care about.
But
Polson (Swimfan) is good at keeping us hooked, and in the
absence of a solid story he just piles on suspense for suspense's
sake alone, with glimpses of sharp implements, lighting
tricks, musical jolts, shadowy side characters. By the time
it erupts into horror-movie chaos, we've begun to chuckle
at the film's desperate attempts to unsettle us. Honestly,
if Polson wants to truly scare us, he needs to insert at
least one thing we haven't seen before.





Rich
Cline
Trying
to cope with the unexpected suicide of his wife Alison (Irving),
David Callaway (De Niro) and his distraught daughter Emily
(Fanning) move away from New York to the country. As David
struggles with his own emotions, Emily is becoming more
and more distant, shunning him and anyone who tries to get
close to her until one day she tells her father she has
a new friend called Charlie. Never seeing him, David concludes
that he is imaginary until strange things start happening
around the house and when questioned Emily says “Charlie
did it”.
As the
psychological horror movies see resurgence at the box office,
does ‘Hide and Seek’ have what it takes to have
you cowering in fear or laughing out loud?
Horror
movies that play on the minds of audiences and not just
drench them in blood and gore are the ones that arguably,
create the most scares and ‘Hide and Seek’ tries
really hard to be one of those films. For the first two
thirds of the movie it succeeds, building plot and creating
a situation that keeps you on tenterhooks as you try and
figure out who or what Charlie is and what his motivations
are. This is helped by another performance that is way beyond
her years by Dakota Fanning.
As Emily
she plays as traumatised child, struggling to cope with
the loss of her mother. To deal with this we see her delve
into the world of fantasy by creating an imaginary friend
to help her come to terms with such a devastating tragedy.
At first it seems innocence enough but then her new friend
‘Charlie’ becomes angry and bitter towards her
father and he becomes the focus of Emily and Charlie’s
wicked games. This works well because of the performance
of Dakota Fanning. She portrays both sides of Emily, the
scared and frightened side and the bitter and rejected one
with the skill of a seasoned professional. No wonder Hollywood
always comes calling when the need a strong actor in a child’s
role.
Robert
De Niro is rightly haled as one of the greatest screen actors
of all time but his career choices haven’t been the
best over the last few years. After the heady heights of
‘Raging Bull’, ‘Taxi Driver’, ‘The
Deer Hunter’, ‘The Godfather Part II’,
‘Goodfellas’, to name but a few, the new millennium
has brought us ‘Godsend’, ‘The Adventures
of Rocky and Bullwinkle’, ‘Showtime’,
‘Analyze That’ and ‘City by the Sea’,
hardly a showcase of his talents. What has gone wrong? In
‘Hide and Seek’ he plays another character that
is far beneath his talents. As David, the father trying
to figure out what is happening with his daughter, he seems
like he is on autopilot. Gone is any modicum of the talent
that brought him to the attention of the public and gained
him such applaud. Instead we are greeted with a by the numbers
performance that never even suggests that this is Robert
De Niro in the role.
The
good work by Dakota Fanning during the first two thirds
of the film is undone by an extremely disappointing ending.
After the studio went to unprecedented lengths to keep the
ending from the public (delivering the final reel on the
day of release), you might have been expecting something
that would we devastatingly original but this is not the
case in the slightest, far from it. The finale is as clichéd
as it could possibly be, offering nothing new and in fact
ruining the film. It is as lacklustre and as disappointing
as it could be and only confirms that Robert De Niro isn’t
really trying at all.
‘Hide
and Seek’ is another Hollywood attempt at psychological
horror that fails dismally. Only Dakota Fanning comes out
of the film well as the rest of the cast, including Famke
Janssen, Elisabeth Shue, Amy Irving and Dylan Baker are
seriously underused and Robert De Niro is having a day off
on screen. In fact in the words of Bananarama “Robert
De Niro’s waiting…” for his career to
take off again.





Jamie
Kelwick
Site
Contents Copyright© The Z Review, unless used with permission.This
site has no intention to infringe on the rights of the film
owners of Hide and Seek and intellectual copyright holders of the
movies mentioned herein & hold copyright over the movie,
characters, merchandise & storyline.