Hollywood
North Movie Review:
The premise
of this comedy is about a high-brow movie production "Lantern
Moon" that morphs into low-ball exploitation movie
"Flight To Bogota", while yet another film within-the-film
documents hot 'behind-the-scenes' action, directed by Debra
"Crash" Kara Unger in all her blonde, blue-eyed
glory. Thankfully the throbbing Unger gets to feed her hunger
and locks those luscious lips on a few luckies, before this
flick runs out of gas.
But there truly is some classic stuff here, including Matthew
"Full Metal Jacket" Modine as a freaked-out film
producer, running around looking like Roger Rabbit in a
turtle-neck, juicy Jennifer "Bound" Tilly as a
sex-crazed actress in some nasty nude scenes (including
a wham-bam on a table-top that tries to outdo Kim Cattrall's
classic "Porky's" porking - thoroughly documented
and lovingly replayed for the crew between scene set-ups.
The other wonderful thing about "Hollywood North"
is the appearance of co-star Alan "The Fixer"
Bates, the 1970's cinema icon who plays a demented, gun-toting
actor that makes Network's 'Howard Beale' look like a game-show
host. Bates plays 'Michael Baytes' a flag-waving, cocaine-crazed
maniac, delivering his lines as only the Brits can.
I had the good fortune of appearing in this film as the
'Bogota Sound Man' and not that embarrassed by what I saw
at the press screening.
"Hollywood North" is no "Player", but
good enuff for a few laffs.
Michael
Stevens
www.commandentertainment.com
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