In “Hoodwinked,”
four versions of a disturbance at the house belonging to
Little Red Riding Hood’s Granny present the Inspector
in charge with quite a challenge. Inspector? That’s
right. A long-legged frog who looks like a cross between
Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot and Claude Rains
in "Casablanca" is on the case. And he listens
very carefully as the Wolf, Granny, the Woodsman, and Red
herself relate their stories. You see, "Hoodwinked"
is not ordinary fairy tale. It's a clever animated film
using the traditional children's favorite to poke fun at
modern police dramas and mysteries. .
Everyone
wants to find out the identity of the Goody Bandit, an evildoer
responsible for closing down the forest establishments that
sell cakes, cookies, pies, candy and so forth. Granny (voiced
by Glenn Close) just happens to be one of the people in
danger because of all the delicious goodies she prepares
and sells. One day, as Red (voiced by Ann Hathaway) rides
her bicycle through the forest to deliver Granny’s
sweets, she meets a Wolf (voiced by Patrick Warburton) who
seems all too interested in what she’s doing. When
Red arrives at Granny’s, the Wolf pretends he’s
Granny – but Red discovers the old woman tied up in
the closet. At that point, a Woodsman (voiced by Jim Belushi)
crashes through the window, which brings out the police
(played by Three Little Pigs, of course) under Chief Grizzly’s
(Xzibit) command. Because all four characters involved in
the event are now under suspicion, they must give statements
to the great Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers).
While
most of the fun here involves finding out about Granny’s
outrageous secret life and the Wolf’s true identity,
I absolutely loved some of the other amusing characters.
A silly mountain goat (voiced by Benji Gaither) who doesn’t
talk -- but sings everything instead is a wonder! I still
laugh whenever I think about him. The frog inspector and
the cute little bunny also fascinated me. Although the movie’s
stop-motion animation may not look as slick as in major
studio productions like Shrek, it’s delightful just
the same. I especially admired Red’s huge expressive
eyes. And, as in most animated movies, “Hoodwinked”
features a few songs that fit nicely into the story.
Witty
one-liners abound in this creative movie written and directed
by Cory Edwards, Todd Edwards and Tony Leech. I regret missing
some of them because they sped by so quickly. But I’m
glad I overheard one of Chief Grizzly’s cops whispering
to his partner to let the creepy guy they arrested earlier
go after hearing his boss announce that “being creepy”
wasn’t a crime. Great “Simpson”-like stuff!
Who
turns out to be the villainous Goody Bandit? Hey, I’m
no snitch, so you won’t get that information out of
me. I will divulge, however, that you’re in for a
big surprise.
Ok,
you know that CGI-animation has taken over when the first
indie-CGI animated film debuts. That’s right, an indie
film that is in CGI. Makes sense, right? Didn’t think
so.
“Hoodwinked”
is the first computer-animated feature to be released theatrically
without a studio backer. Since it’s an indie, you
would probably expect it to be sassier, ruder, quick-witted
and well revolutionary. Guess what, it’s none of those.
As I
sat back and watched Hoodwinked, I found myself thinking
just how far computer-animation has to go before it’s
a fully established genre by sheer number of titles. In
the beginning of CGI, we got spoiled by Pixar sort of like
what happened with 2-D animation and the early films of
Disney like classics “Snow White” and “Sleeping
Beauty”.
Audiences
are starting to see that just because its CGI doesn’t
mean it’s a good movie. If they don’t know yet,
2006 should be the wake-up call as a record number of CGI
films will be released this year and 95% of them look and
feel like crap.
On paper,
Hoodwinked is a great concept. The film opens with Little
Red Riding Hood (Anne Hathaway) arriving at Granny’s
house only to come face to face with the Wolf (Patrick Warburton).
The film then splits off as an investigation into how Red
Riding Hood, Granny, The Wolf and The Woodsman all ended
up at Granny’s house that afternoon. There are cuts
to police questioning the suspects and the whole thing unraveling
as a “fairy tale CSI-style” if you will.
Like
I said cool concept, right?
The
problem is that the film runs out of material after the
first two stories. Granny as an extreme daredevil and The
Woodsman’s back story are all just dumb and really
unfunny.
My favorite
moments involved Andy Dick’s Boingo, the rhyming-musical
mountain goat who is under a curse and Twitchy (Cory Edwards)
the hyper-active squirrel who seems like he is on his 20th
espresso. These concept characters are hysterical and their
showcase scenes are priceless just too bad everything around
them wasn’t the same.
The
CGI movement dawned and we saw the brilliance. Now that
it’s hear to stay, we will now see films that are
brilliant (The Incredibles), mediocre (Madagascar), tedious
(Hoodwinked) and awful (Valiant) as oodles of titles flood
this new genre. Just because it’s CGI doesn’t
mean it’s a must see.
Hoodwinked
Directed By: Cory Edwards, Tony Leech, Todd Edwards
Hoodwinked Written By:
Cory Edwards, Tony Leech, Todd Edwards
Hoodwinked Vocal Cast:
Anne Hathaway, Glenn Close, Jim Belushi, Patrick Warburton,
Anthony Anderson, David Ogden Stiers, Xzibit, Chazz
Palminteri, Andy Dick