Iron
Eagle 2 Movie Review:
Aaaaargh,
why did I watch this movie? You tell me, oh I know, just
in case it was likely to be bad enough to be included in
The Z Review.
I
quite enjoyed Iron Eagle many years ago round about the
time of Top Gun, while it was so obviously just a cash in
was still pleasant enough viewing. But this is another story
completely.
The
Movie starts with two F16 jet pilots trying to outmacho
each other by handling as much G Force as they can. Well
they manage to get up to 10, an amount I didnt think any
person could actually survive without blacking out. I mean
it is ten times the force of gravity! Well they do and are
so much cooler for it. But oh no while they have been having
so much fun they have strayed into Russian territory and
they just have to have a dogfight with the Russian jets
sent to escort them out. I mean come on, are any highly
trained fighter pilots as stupid as that?
Well
one of the US jets gets shot down, but the affair is hushed
up as the governments want to run a joint mission to destroy
a Middle Eastern state facility(never named) who have the
temerity to attain nuclear capability. So by this action
is it only America and Russia who have the divine right
to hold nuclear weapons and if anybody else develops them
then they'll blow them up? A bit high and mighty a viewpoint,
but the filmmakers would probably explain it away as just
a plot device.
So
now they need a team for the mission, well which fighter
pilots do they choose. Yes you guessed it the American who
surviced the insurgence and the Russian who shot down the
US jet!
At this point I really really wanted to stop watching this
movie, but I kept watching to see if it could get any worse.
Well that was about the bottom of the movie, but it didnt
get any better.
The
usual cliches were followed , they didnt get on, they were
only picked because they were expected to fail, they end
up getting on , they are dropped from the mission, they
go on it anyway and what do you think happened.
Right
again they succeeded against all the odds and the mission
was a complete success. The Americans and the Russians end
up being friends and absolutely no mention of the bad Arabs
that they bombed.
So
as you have probably guessed by now. DO NOT watch this movie.
It is awful, if it comes on the TV and you think oh its
on I might as well watch it. Find something else to do.
Anything
Gary
Gray
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