Josie
and the Pussycats Movie Review:
Well,
here we have a movie that is slightly better than last year's
"Charlie's Angels". Okay, that's not much of a distinction,
but I just assume lump the two together because with the
exception of a couple minor elements, they're strikingly
similar. Both venture toward the lowest common denominator
of movie comedy. Both are centered around dimwitted personalities.
What gives "Pussycats" a miniscule edge is its sporadic
efforts at putting a comic spin on capitalism, although
the satire isn't very sharp and too many of the jokes are
recycled over and over. (Yeah, we noticed the product placements
in the background. Let's move on to the next joke please.)
The
movie does start off well. The story opens with a mass amplitude
of screaming teenage fans at an airport to catch a glimpse
of the fictitious boy band Du Jour. Before departing, the
group immediately kicks into a rendition of their hit single
(curiously entitled "Backdoor Lover") as their fans scream
and cry. They subsequently board the jet with their manager,
a sly Brit named Wyatt Frame (Alan Cumming). While flying
the friendly skies, a couple band members question an unusual
audio track mixed in to their latest CD. Something fishy
is happening here, as the question causes Frame to skydive
from the plane, ditching his clients for good. ("Take the
Chevy to the levee," is the code phrase he says to the pilot,
after which they immediately reach for their parachutes.)
Now Frame is faced with the task of finding a new band to
make famous.
Meanwhile,
in the good ol' town of Riverdale, a young trio of musicians
who call themselves "The Pussycats" are only able to get
gigs playing in the local bowling alley. The euphonious
felines are Josie McCoy (Rachael Leigh Cook) on lead guitar
and vocals, Melody Valentine (Tara Reid) on drums, and Valerie
Brown (Rosario Dawson) on bass guitar. Their luck is about
to change for the better when they're spotted by the aforementioned
agent. He gazes at them from behind his car windshield,
Meatloaf's "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" playing in
the background. He immediately signs them to MegaRecords,
a label run with an iron fist by the gaudy Fiona (Parker
Posey). Amazingly, in no more than a week are Josie and
the Pussycats the nation's biggest hit. However, the new
pop sensation doesn't realize that they're merely pawns
in a conspiracy to corrupt the minds of the world's youth,
mentally victimizing them via hidden messages in pop music.
The
deliriously dippy conspiracy brewed by the feisty Fiona
is the film's only fairly decent element. One scene has
the record exec taking a tour group through her headquarters
of manipulation, where ideas are tossed around in a conspiracy
to eradicate the world of free, independent thought. Here,
she explains her methods of luring unsuspecting bands with
promises of instant fame and fortune, and also how she rids
herself of them if they begin to ask questions. ("Ever wonder
why so many rock stars are involved in plane crashes?")
Maybe
if the lead characters were given something to do besides
look cute I might have enjoyed the movie more. I don't have
a problem with movies about dumb characters as long as they're
allowed to participate in the story. ("Sugar and Spice"
is a good example.) But here, the Pussycats are nothing
more than mere set pieces - about as captivating as department
store mannequins.
Movies
like this and the aforementioned "Charlie's Angels" have
caused many to question whether feature film remakes of
previous tv shows, comic books, etc. should be made at all.
I don't really think that's the issue here. The main flaw
with these movies is the lackluster efforts behind them.
One is tempted to place all the blame atop the shoulders
of the directors. But I believe the real fault lies with
the big Hollywood studios hoping to cash in on the mere
notion of a remake. Maybe directors Harry Elfont and Deborah
Kaplan were merely pawns in a conspiracy to rid the nation's
youth of anything original. Sounds kind of familiar. Perhaps
the movie was trying to tell us something after all.
Copyright
2001
Michael Brendan McLarney
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