Ocean's
Twelve Movie Review:
After
being disappointed with the 2001 remake of “Ocean’s
Eleven,” I still had high hopes for its sequel. Always
the eternal optimist, I felt certain the heist scenes in
“Ocean’s Twelve” would be much better,
and I expected the charismatic Andy Garcia to be on camera
more. Wrong on both counts. There’s not one pearl
inside this glitzy oyster.
However,
things start out with some promise. Retired master thief
Danny Ocean (George Clooney) plans to surprise his wife
Tess (Julia Roberts) with an impressive anniversary present.
Instead, he’s the one who gets the big surprise. Casino
boss Terry Benedict (Garcia) insists that Danny and his
gang pay back the 160 million dollars they stole from him
in the first movie -- and he gives them only two weeks to
do so. Because the thieves have spent most of their loot
from the original heist, they must pull off another one
to meet Terry’s demands. So far, so good. But from
this point on, plot confusion and lazy pacing take over
to subvert the film’s entertainment potential.
Burdened
with the same baggage as “Ocean’s Eleven,”
this sequel suffers from too may characters. Even with a
running time of over two hours, “Ocean’s Twelve”
can’t do justice to its star-packed cast. Along with
Clooney and Roberts, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle,
Casey Affleck, Bernie Mac, Elliott Gould, Carl Reiner, Scott
Caan and Shabo Qin are back for a second big heist caper.
In addition, Catherine Zeta-Jones appears as a Europol agent
and Rusty’s (Pitt) former girlfriend, Vincent Cassel
plays another master thief, and cameos (Bruce Willis, Robbie
Coltrane, Albert Finney, Eddie Izzard, Topher Grace, Cherry
Jones) are interspersed throughout.
Yes,
everyone seems to be having a great time – it’s
like one big in-group celebration. But not much worked for
me here. I couldn’t help being appalled with sentences
as well as scenes left unfinished, and I hated those trumpets
and drums constantly assaulting my eardrums (an attempt
to cover up the lack of excitement on screen?). Surprisingly,
despite the film’s noisy soundtrack, the person sitting
next to me dozed off frequently. Fortunately for him, he
missed the unexplained shot of an airplane flying sideways.
Maybe I’m being too picky, but cinematic gimmickry
like that always bothers me.
On the
plus side, the European locations look gorgeous. Also, my
compliments to Matt Damon for at least trying to give his
character (the newest member of the gang who thinks he should
now have more influence) some semblance of humanity and
to the two actors who made me smile by portraying themselves
in the best part of “Ocean’s Twelve.”
And, even though the film’s trick ending seems farfetched,
it’s clever. It just didn’t come soon enough
for me.





Betty Jo
Tucker
The
assembly of such an impressive cast that “Ocean’s
Eleven” had seemed to be only an act that a director
like Robert Altman (“The Player” and “Short
Cuts”) could accomplish. But do it twice, that’s
unheard of. Well not for director Steven Soderbergh who
brings back everyone from his smash hit “Ocean’s
Eleven” and even adds a few.
The
crew reassembles after they are tracked down by casino boss
and madman Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia). Benedict threatens
to kill all of them if they don’t pay back the $190
million dollars they stole from him in “Ocean’s
Eleven” and the catch is that they have to do it in
two weeks.
Danny
Ocean (George Clooney), Rusty (Brad Pitt), Linus (Matt Damon)
and the rest of the crew flee to Europe to try to pay back
Benedict. But before the money can be assembled, Ocean’s
crew must out-smart a slick European thief known as the
Night Fox (Vincent Cassel) and match wits with the persistent
Europol agent Isabel Lahiri (Catherine Zeta-Jones). Can
Ocean seal the deal in time and outwit, outlast and outplay
some of the best in the business?
“Ocean’s
Twelve” was written by George Nolfi who also wrote
the sci-fi disaster “Timeline” but it seems
that Nolfi has come a long way from that project. His script
for this sequel is witty, crafty and adds more interesting
details to a lot of the key players.
I really
enjoyed how he handled a lot of the major characters but
felt he really didn’t know what to deal with some
of the minor and older characters played by Don Cheadle,
Elliot Gould and Carl Reiner. For me, Reiner was one of
my favorite characters from the original after Cheadle’s
Basher, of course.
Another
thing that really didn’t impress me was the lack of
allure and goofiness that accompanied the first film. It
was the comedy as well as the cleverness that sold so many
on the first one.
I also
felt that the original was more claustrophobic and more
intimate than this film. There are a lot of ensemble pratfalls
that this film runs into that you wonder why they actually
needed to bring back every single one of the eleven stars
from the first film. Sometimes less is more.
The
final minutes of the film also lacked the awe and spectacle
of the first film. I was hoping to be fooled or at least
to be kept guessing.
There
are a lot of clever moments in this film and some of the
dialogue is quite hilarious. The film just doesn’t
play with every cast member properly and doesn’t hold
on to the magic of the first one.





So Says the Soothsayer
Dean Kish
Clooney
and Soderbergh reunite their pals for another caper comedy,
some of which actually translate into entertaining cinema.
This sequel is much more fragmented than the original, but
it's also slightly more substantial in where it takes the
characters.
After
being robbed of both money and his wife (Roberts), casino
boss Terry Benedict (Garcia) wants revenge against Danny
Ocean (Clooney) and his 10 thieving pals. To get him off
their backs, they'll have to stage heists in Amsterdam,
Paris and Rome. But another master thief (Cassel) always
seems one step ahead of them. As does a government agent
(Zeta-Jones), who has some messy romantic history with Ocean's
sidekick Rusty (Pitt).
It's
clear from the beginning that this isn't as plot-driven
as the first film. Yes, there's far more story here--constant
twistings and turnings, with more new characters added every
few minutes. But Soderbergh and crew don't even try to make
sense of it all; they use the incoherent narrative as mere
background for the on-screen antics and knowing jokes (including
a ludicrous jab at Zeta-Jones' other heist movie Entrapment).
So it's lucky for us that the film is stylish and a little
edgy, and that the cast is so clearly having a great time.
Some
of the sequences work brilliantly, drawing out the best
of the cast (Pitt, Damon and Cheadle get the strongest scenes),
while others are badly sidelined (most notably Mac, but
also Gould, Reiner and the "minor" team members
Caan, Affleck and Qin). Roberts has the oddest role here--she's
photographed unflatteringly and then bravely endures the
film's most shameless (and extended) inside joke. Zeta-Jones
adds class and spark, while Cassel gleefully gives the film
a badly needed Eurotrash sensibility.
Meanwhile,
Soderbergh cuts between all these characters so quickly
that we're only barely aware that he's not bothering to
hold the story together at all. But it's not just us--the
actors seem as lost as we do, making it up as they go along.
But at least it's less smug than the first film, and there's
a freewheeling sense of fun in the way the film breezes
past one unconvincing twist after another.





Rich
Cline
Three
years after Danny Ocean (Clooney) and his crew pulled off
the heist that made them legendary in criminal circles,
the man who was the target Terry Benedict (Garcia) has tracked
them all down and he wants his money back, with interest.
Far too well known to work in the US again, the eleven head
for Europe and plan one more job that will clear their debt
and save their lives but this time they might need one more
member.
After
the phenomenal success of the first movie, can ‘Ocean’s
Twelve’ steal your attention or will it be caught
lacking?
It is
very rare that so many A-list stars ever get together to
make a movie but ‘Ocean’s 11’ changed
all that and George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Julia
Roberts and the rest of the crew loved it so much that they
all return for the sequel. Under the direction of Steven
Soderbergh again, the star studded ensemble come back with
all the banter and camaraderie that made the first movie
so good but unfortunately the excellent heist plotline has
been stolen.
While
the first movie built into a classic heist filled finale,
with lots of twists and turns, the second film tries to
do the same but it doesn’t quite have the same fluidity
and sheer, edge of your seat enjoyment as the original.
Again it jumps about, throwing in twist after twist but
the final pay off is abit of a let down, making the climax
not as satisfying as the first movie.
The
major plus point of the movie however is the cast. This
is a collection of friends coming together to have a great
time and make a movie at the same time. The banter between
them is as good as ever, especially the scenes with Matt
Damon, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. The
dialogue just flows so naturally, you can tell that these
megastars are genuine friends and the film benefits from
it. The performances also reflect this as well, with the
main characters growing even more likable and charming,
making you feel a genuine affection of all of them. Julia
Roberts and George Clooney continue their relationship as
Tess and Danny. Matt Damon’s Linus Caldwell is still
trying to gain the respect of Danny and especially Rusty
and make a bigger contribution to the job. Brad Pitt’s
Rusty Ryan is as cool as ever but could his weakness be
the women he left behind in Rome. That woman is Isabel Lahiri,
played by ‘Ocean’ newcomer Catherine Zeta Jones,
who fits into the illustrious cast with the greatest of
ease.
Unfortunately
the supporting cast don’t have as much screen time
as you would like. This might be Ocean’s twelve but
only the A-list stars get the most screen time. In the first
film, each character had their time in the limelight but
in this one they are just there to make up the numbers.
Carl Reiner, Elliott Gould, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan and
Eddie Jemison have nothing really to do in this one and
their characters suffer for it. Shaobo Qin as grease-man
Yen, spends most of his time in a bag. Bernie Mac, Andy
Garcia and Don Cheadle also suffer but they do have more
screen time than the other members of the twelve. Newcomer
Vincent Cassel fares a lot better as François Toulour,
Danny Ocean’s new nemesis but even he could have done
with more screen time.
‘Ocean’s
Twelve’ might seem like an excuse for a group of friends
to come together and make a movie but even with all its
faults there is still a lot to enjoy. Yes it is self-indulgent
and isn’t as well written as the first film but how
often do you see as many stars on the big screen as this.
The movie does just enough to steal your attention but it
isn’t the really big score you may have been expecting.





Jamie Kelwick
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