Say
It Isn't So Movie Review:
Poor
Chris Klein. Boy, I really felt bad for him watching the
insipid would-be comedy "Say It Isn't So." I'm not referring
to the character he portrayed, but rather the actor himself.
He just isn't seasoned enough to realize the material he
was handed simply had no chance.
The
dynamics of the movie's central problem are summed up perfectly
by Roger Ebert, who states: "The movie doesn't understand
that embarrassment comes in a sudden painful flush of realization;
drag it out, and it's not embarrassment anymore, but public
humiliation, which is a different condition, and not funny."
Certainly true, yet I'm willing to bet oversights of the
sort are sometimes inevitable with regards to filmmakers
who approach comedy in a manner similar to the Farrellys.
When constantly seeking out ways to further push the envelope
of raunchy humor, the realization of the main character's
need to be clever, likable, and eager-to- please probably
rests more with the actor playing him. Both Ben Stiller
and Matt Dillon understood it in "There's Something About
Mary," Woody Harrelson understood it in "Kingpin," but Chris
Klein doesn't get it. There's no sudden painful flush of
realization in his performance; instead, a perpetual look
of befuddlement, like a deer frozen in high-beam headlights.
He makes the unfortunate decision to play it straight; great
for eliciting pity, not great for eliciting laughs.
Klein
plays Gilly Noble, a lonely soul who grew up in an orphanage
and now makes a quiet living as a dog catcher. His days
of romantic solitude are numbered when he meets the clumsy
yet spirited Jo Wingfield (Heather Graham). She has just
moved into town and taken a job in the local barber shop,
despite possessing a stronger knack for lopping off body
parts than hair strands. They get to know each other, fall
in love, then face a stunning turn of events; a dimwitted
P.I. (Brent Briscoe) informs them of their familial link
as brother and sister. Consumed with shock, Jo runs off
to the quiet town of Beaver, Oregon while Gilly mopes around
town in a pity-induced stupor, repeatedly enduring wisecracks
from the other citizens regarding his fireside fling. Later
he learns that a mistake was made and they in fact are not
related. Gilly subsequently treks to Beaver hoping to arrive
before Jo marries her ex-love, the rich and arrogant Jack
Mitchelson (Eddie Cibrian). Jo's trash-talking mother (Sally
Field) has other plans, as she would much rather have her
only daughter marry into a rich family. A plot ensues to
keep the young star-crossed lovers apart.
Instead
of helming the movie as directors, Peter and Bobby Farrelly
this time hand the reigns to longtime assistant director
James B. Rogers. The screenplay was penned by Peter Gaulke
and Gerry Swallow, in addition to a polish by the Farrelly's
themselves. The jokes are all in place but amazingly, they
all fall flat. Resting along the top of this cinematic landfill
is the premise. Basing the story around the notion of incest
(albeit mistaken) is the wrong move; not because one may
find it offensive, but because it's not as large a springboard
to humor as it may first appear. In fact, the only noticeable
gags bred from it are cruel sentiments scribed on Gilly's
dirt-laden truck. (The word FORD "-icator" has been etched
along the back. Ho-hum.)
The
film also has an annoying habit of setting up potential
gags but not executing them. Take for example the character
of Dig McCaffrey (Orlando Jones), a legless pilot who feels
for Gilly and helps him in his endeavor. He moves with the
use of artificial limbs that come apart with relative ease,
similar to the Woody Harrelson character losing his bowling
hand in "Kingpin." The difference between the two situations
is that Harrelson's missing hand was the setup, resulting
in numerous sight gags. Not all the jokes worked, but the
Farrelly's left no comic stone unturned in their efforts.
Here, there are no real jokes launched off the notion of
a pilot missing some noticeable limbs. Sure, it's cruel
to crack jokes at the expense of the handicapped, but it's
more cruel to consider the fact that one is handicapped
to be a joke in itself. Here, we're expected to laugh merely
at the sight of a legless pilot; not a wise move.
Oh,
well. The Farrelly's will rebound. My appreciation for twisted
comedy will return. True, I did lose a few dollars and a
couple hours of my life, but I should recover. Then there's
Chris Klein, poor guy. He'd best view this as an educational
experience, making him cognizant of what to avoid in the
future. The kid's learning ... the hard way, perhaps; but
he's learning.
Michael
Brendan McLarney
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