Scary
Movie 3 Movie Review:
Hands
down, my favorite comedy of all time is 1980’s “Airplane!”
which was conceived by the comedy writing team of ZAZ or
David Zucker, Jim Abrahams and Jerry Zucker. ZAZ were responsible
for some of the funniest films of the past 20 years. From
the “Naked Gun” series to the “Hot Shots”
movies to 2001’s “Rat Race”. Their parody
comedy and comedic timing was second to none and is still
emulated in a lot of the comedies of today.
The
third installment of the “Scary Movie” franchise’s
script has the talents “Airplane!” co-creator
David Zucker, “Hot Shots” co-creator Pat Proft
and indie film-maker phenom Kevin Smith all attached. The
film also stars ZAZ alumni actors Charlie Sheen and Leslie
Nielsen and it is also directed by co-writer David Zucker.
How could it not be a laugh riot?
“Scary
Movie 3” has very little in common with its predecessors
other than returning cast member Anna Faris as “Scary
Movie” staple character Cindy Campbell. Cindy is now
a television journalist and has a young son. Her first major
assignment finds her meeting farmer Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen)
and his brother George (Simon Rex). When Cindy finds out
that the Logan farm is the key to an all-out alien invasion
this alerts the President of the United States (Leslie Nielsen).
If an alien invasion weren’t enough, Cindy also has
to deal with a mysterious videotape and a mysterious death.
Let the parody begin!
“Scary
Movie 3” is a hilarious entry in the franchise as
it re-awakens what this series is all about, poking fun
at horror movies. There are so many hilarious moments that
are sure to make the stiffest audience howl. There is a
lot controversial jokes but given the over-the-top context
they come off as just plain goofy. The film pokes fun at
such films as "The Ring," "Signs," "Matrix
Reloaded," "Eight Mile," "The Others"
and even "American Idol." It is so clever how
each is woven into each other.
For
me what was the best part about watching this film were
the performances of Charlie Sheen, Leslie Neilsen and Anna
Faris. Sheen’s mannerisms and dialogue reminded me
so much of his beloved character from “Hot Shots!”
Topper Harley but he was also able to meld those with a
caricature of Mel Gibson in “Signs”. I loved
Leslie Nielsen who plays his president a lot like the great
Lloyd Bridges did in “Hot Shots!” and probably
the most treasured scene for me was an honorary line Nielsen
delivers near the end of the film in homage to “Airplane!”
if you love that film as much as me then it will make you
fall out of your chair. I also found some similarities to
Anna Faris’s Cindy to that of Julie Hagerty in “Airplane!”.
The film was a pleasure ride for the comedic senses.
A couple
small problems I had with the film were how short it is
and how the filmmakers could have parodied so many more
films. I wanted more. I also felt that a couple of the gags
did go a little overboard especially at the wake.
When
doing or watching a parody, you are bound to offend someone
but it takes a real master to offend so many people but
still keep them laughing. That is exactly what “Scary
Movie 3” is.
If you
love parodies, ZAZ movies or the movies made fun of here,
then you are sure to love this film. (3.5 out of 5)
So Says the Soothsayer
Dean Kish
It wouldn't
have been too difficult to make a comic spoof better than
Scary Movie 2, but best idea here is to hand the reins over
to the Naked Gun team for a fresh stab at it, so to speak.
The result has just as many jokes, sight gags and parodies
... but far more hit the target. The plot is a mixture of
Signs, The Ring and 8 Mile, with references to The Matrix
Reloaded and The Others, among others. Journalist Cindy
(Faris) is investigating a mysterious videotape that has
something to do with aliens who are putting crop circles
in the cornfield of a local farmer (Sheen), whose brother
(Rex) wants to be a rap star. To find the answers, Cindy
must consult the Oracle Shaneequa (Latifah) and work with
an increasingly paranoid US President (Nielsen).
Every
scene is so packed with jokes that some of them are bound
to work. And at a late-night screening, this film will get
you giggling right from Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy's
hilarious opening scene, after which it never pauses to
let you catch your breath, rocketing through its chaotic,
nonsensical plot so fast that you barely notice the gaping
holes. It's also sophisticated enough that you really do
have to pay attention; tiny gags are set off in far corners
of each frame, often having nothing to do with the scene
at hand. This Naked Gun-style approach actually works more
often than not, mixing silliness and absurdity with rude
jokes and outrageous vulgarity. There are also some rather
pointed jabs at political correctness, racism, gun control,
actor politicians and Michael Jackson. The least successful
plot strand is the 8 Mile bit, which is ludicrously pasted
in for no reason at all. The best is the continual undermining
of the contrivances and effects in The Ring. Yes, it's very,
very stupid. But it's also full of hilariously inspired
comedy as well as sharp spoofs of movies that, frankly,
are difficult to poke fun at because they're so corny themselves.
Rich
Cline
While
investigating a mysterious crop-circle that has appeared
in farmer Tom Logan’s (Sheen) field, TV reporter Cindy
Campbell (Faris) comes across a video tape. It is said that
anyone who watches the tape will receive a phone call that
tells you that you will die in seven days. Her friend Brenda
(Hall) has already watched it and her seven days are just
about up. Meanwhile on the Logan farm, strange things start
occurring but Tom’s brother George (Rex) wants to
leave to pursue his dream of being a rapper.
Anything
in the synopsis sound familiar? Scary Movie is back for
a third outing and the good news is that the Wayans have
nothing to do with it.
After
two truly appalling films that for some unknown reason did
reasonably well at the box office, the powers-that-be have
mercifully taken the franchise away from the Wayans and
given it to someone who knows parody, David Zucker. The
man behind the ‘Airplane’ and ‘Naked Gun’
series removes all the excessive bad language and goes back
to the parody basics, slapstick and innuendo. The problem
is that the film misses more times than it hits.
Taking
the Mickey out of everything from Signs, The Ring, 8-Mile
and The Matrix Reloaded, the movie hits the spot so infrequently
that you cringe more times that you ever laugh. It does
have some laugh-out-loud moments, like the Pamela Anderson
and Jenny McCarthy cameos, Charlie Sheen slowly investigating
his daughter’s scream and the autocue fight but these
are too sporadic in the mediocre script. In fact if you
have seen the trailer, then you have seen most of the best
jokes.
The
performances are fine. Anna Faris does her best with a script
tailored for her but that never really gives her character
the chance to grow. Simon Rex tries again at spoof after
appearing in ‘Sheik if you know what I did last Friday
the Thirteenth’ and does really add to his comic potential.
Anthony Anderson is his usual annoying self but does poke
fun at his own on-screen persona. Leslie Nielsen brings
abit of class to the proceedings as the paranoid President
and Charlie Sheen eases back into old habits with a slightly
underused character. Also watch out for numerous cameos
from some well known B & C-list actors.
The
problem with the Scary Movie franchise is that they concentrate
on the movies they are parodying far too much. Films like
‘Airplane’ and ‘Naked Gun’ succeed
because they parody the whole genre and don’t rely
on lifting entire sections from the movies they are trying
to take the Mickey out of. This limits their appeal in the
long run and it is just a quick way of cashing in on recent
cinematic successes.
The
Scary Movie films are for those of you who will quite literally
laugh at anything. The third movie is better than the first
two however but that isn’t saying much as they where
absolutely awful anyway.
Star
Rating = * *
Jamie
Kelwick
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