Most
sequels pale in comparison to the original, but this is
ridiculous. While The Mask was 1994's surprising guilty
pleasure, this long-in-the-making follow-up is one of the
most painfully misguided movies in memory.
Tim
Avery (Kennedy) is a wannabe animator who lives in a cartoonish
house with his adorably perky wife Tonya (Howard). She wants
a baby; he wants to remain irresponsibly goofy. Then their
precocious dog Otis finds the lost mask of Loki (Cumming),
Norse god of mischief, who's desperate to get it back. The
hitch is that Tim and Tonya conceive their son (Falconer
and Falconer) while Tim is wearing the mask, which means
that Alvey is born with Loki's shape-shifting, trouble-causing
powers.
Actually,
the film starts promisingly, with a hilarious visit to a
museum in which a curator (the bone-dry Stein) narrates
the back-story and has an early encounter with Loki. But
our laughter stops the moment the special effects kick in,
because they go right over the top into meaningless mayhem.
And it gets worse as the contrived story kicks in, replacing
logic and characters with soulless computer-generated wackiness.
In the
first film, when Jim Carrey put on the mask, his face went
rubbery and silly. Here, poor Kennedy becomes a stiffly
grinning, plastic-faced mannequin devoid of personality.
Cumming gets lost in the swirling pyrotechnics. And Hoskins
(as Loki's father Odin) gets lost in his overwrought make-up.
Even the dog, easily the film's best actor, gets replaced
by gonzo CGI. What's left is manic nuttiness devoid of plot
or character. And it makes no sense. What struggling animator
lives in a palatial suburban mansion? Without a computer?
Why doesn't Tonya ever notice her son's odd behaviour? What
kind of sadists name their son Alvey Avery?
It's
unlikely that we'll see another film that goes so rapidly
downhill. If the staggeringly awful rendition of Can't Take
My Eyes Off Of You (I Love You Baby) doesn't make your flesh
crawl, just wait for the offensive Mr Mom montage. Or the
gut-wrenchingly yucky moral messages piled on at the end.
Staggeringly awful.
For
centuries Loki’s (Cumming) mask has been causing havoc
on Earth but Norse God Odin (Hoskins) has grown tired of
sorting out the mess that it has caused. So he tells his
youngest son that he must receive the mask or be banished
to Earth to life the mortal life. Meanwhile Tim (Kennedy)
was still extremely apprehensive about having a baby but
it is all his wife Tonya (Howard) can talk about. This all
changes on Halloween when Tim goes to his company party
with a mask that his dog found floating in the river. After
partying all night, filled with the confidence and a green
face, Tim returns to the loving arms of his wife. Nine months
later they have a little boy named Alvey (Falconer), who
starts to show same power as Tim did while wearing the mask.
Over
ten years have passed since Jim Carrey donned Loki’s
mischievous mask and Hollywood has decided continue the
story but this sequel is far from ‘Smoking!’
After
throwing the mask into the Edge City River at the end of
the first movie, it finds itself in the Avery household
and the highjinx begin all over again, or so the filmmakers
would like us to believe. This is one of the worst conceived
and executed sequels to hit the silver screen.
While
the idea of bringing the Mask back to the big screen may
have sounded like a fantastic idea, even though it was probably
seven years too late, the filmmakers behind the project
have completely forgotten what made the first film such
a firm hit, its characters and the performances of the actors
that played them. Jim Carrey might not have been the mega
star he is now in 1994 but he had the screen presence and
the comic talent to make The Mask such a memorable character.
Now we have Jamie Kennedy in the lead role and basically,
he just isn’t talented enough to pull the role off.
Known primarily at the movie geek from the Scream movies
and for his hidden camera TV show, Kennedy has absolutely
no screen presence or charisma to make you like his character
in the slightest. He is truly appalling.
As for
the rest of the cast, the terrible script lets down some
really talented actors. Alan Cumming is a gifted character
actor and has proved this in many a big and small budget
film. As the mischievous Norse God Loki, you couldn’t
have thought of a better actor to play the role but he is
seriously let down by a script that doesn’t begat
his talents. The same can be side about Bob Hoskins, who
plays Odin. Both of these actors deserve much better than
this.
As well
as the appalling script, the special effects are not even
as good as the first film. The computer generated Alvey
is so obviously a visual effect that is makes think that
computer technology has stood still or even gone backwards
for people involved in the Mask universe. As effects get
more and more realistic, it is extremely hard to understand
how a movie like this can look so poor.
‘Son
of the Mask’ is one of the worst sequels ever made
and a repugnant film is its own right. Fans of the original
will be completely repulsed by this and those of you who
haven’t seen the first one, don’t let this pile
of garbage put you off watching the original.
Can
anyone out there even remember how long it’s been
since the original Mask film arrived in theatres? Well think
of it this way. Jim Carrey was just starting to make a splash
on the big screen and a little unknown actress named Cameron
Diaz was cast as his love interest. The year was 1994.
Flash
forward 11 painful years later and what are we left with.
Probably the worst comic-book movie ever conceived and quite
possibly the worst film I have seen in 5 years of covering
the silver screen. It is that bad.
The
sequel which bares little resemblance to the original finds
Loki (Alan Cumming), creator of the Mask, banished to Earth
to find his mask that has caused so much mischief. Loki’s
father Odin (Bob Hoskins) is keeping a close eye on his
disappointment of a son.
Meanwhile,
cartoonist and would-be animator Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy)
is struggling to start a family with his eager wife, Tonya
(Traylor Howard). Tim wants a big promotion at work before
they have the baby Tonya has always wanted.
To make
a long story short, Tim acquires the powers of the Mask
and wows the big-wigs at work. After he scores big at work,
Tim rushes home to make love to his wife but forgets to
take off the mask. Thus we get “The Son of the Mask”.
Will
Loki find Tim and his new son and finally regain his former
glory and more importantly the mask? Will Tim ever find
a happy ending?
Ok so
the film has a plot, well, sort of.
What
makes “Son of the Mask” so utterly painful to
watch is how much it insults the audience that is watching
this train wreck of a film. Every low-brow bathroom joke,
bodily function and other things I don’t want to mention
are passed off as rip-roaring comedy.
There
is a sort of zany cartoon element to the child in the film
who faces off against a “Mask-enhanced” dog
for the father’s affection. But the whole scenario
is so out of this world that it belongs in a cartoon. The
scenario being played out in real-life and CGI just seems
utterly wrong.
I can
say for a fact there wasn’t anything I liked in this
film. The acting was awful, the effects were in poor taste
and nothing was funny.
I would
suggest that if you have to relive the adventures of the
Mask, stay home, lock the door, microwave some popcorn and
rent the original. I shudder to think some people actually
wanted to see this flick.
Son of the Mask Cast:
Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Bob Hoskins, Traylor
Howard,
Ryan & Liam Falconer, Kal Penn, Steven Wright,
Magda Szubanski
Ben Stein, Damon Herriman, Victoria Thaine, Peter
Flett