Vivid
Movie Review:
Recently,
I watched La Belle Noiseuse, a French film starring Michel
Piccolli and Emmanuelle Beart, involving the battle of wills
between an old, troubled artist attempting to finish a 10
year old masterpiece, and the stubborn model who poses for
him. The film Vivid also contains an amazingly similar plot
of a frustrated artist and a woman (in this case, his girlfriend
as well) who inspires him. To compare these two films is
to witness what occurs when an idea goes right, and when
one goes horribly, hysterically wrong.
I
must first place a stipulation upon this film. La Belle
Noiseuse contained a fair amount of nudity, due to the requirements
of Beart to play the model as was written in the script.
The story itself is a very intense, talky affair. Vivid,
on the other hand, contains much nudity because it is a
sex film, the kind sitting next to such examples of high
art on the video shelf as Delta of Venus, Friend of the
Family, and anything starring Shannon Tweed. And like most
of these films, the only thing going for it is the nudity
and the completely unintentional comedy.
The
story (if you can call it that) tells about a frustrated
artist, who constantly bothers his live-in girlfriend with
his temper tantrums due to his artist's block. Literally
every time he picks up a brush, he proceeds to smash everything
in sight, ruining a perfectly good canvas every time. He
is so distraught he can't even have sex with his girlfriend
anymore. This of course makes her equally frustrated as
well. It all comes to a head when she reluctantly poses
for him. He, again, gets angered at his lack of inspiration
(dare I say talent!!!) and flings his tools around. Her
yelling at him to wizen up doesn't help, and so he throws
his paint at her nude body. In a flash, he suddenly is inspired
by this incredible beauty and before you know it, they are
rubbing paint all over each other and make wild passionate
love on numerous canvases all over the floor. He has his
art again, and she has her sexual needs satisfied. The artist's
agent sees these paintings and has fame and dollars flashing
in her eyes, and suddenly his groundbreaking experiment
becomes a hit with the elite. But, problems still ensue
in his private life, as his girlfriend gets tired of this
weirdness, and he develops an obsession with it.
Now
where do I begin. Missed opportunities: they are plenty!
I, for one, was hoping there would be an attempt to satirize
the stuffy art world. Couldn't you imagine people at an
art gallery looking at this stuff. (The perspective!! What
does it all mean!! ) But, alas, such a scene did not occur,
because the filmmakers knew it wouldn't inspire anything
worth talking about. This artist's paintings make those
million dollar abstract works hanging at the National Art
Gallery in Ottawa seem comprehensible. Perhaps we should
not have been shown the paintings, then we could use our
imagination. We could have our own personal vision of what
such an unusual method of creativity would result in. La
Belle Noisuse denied a view of Picolli`s masterpiece, and
yet it wasn't a bother. It made the artist seem more mysterious,
complex. Vivid could have done the same.
And
what exactly is wrong with the main character. The painter
isn't just frustrated, he's borderline psychotic. He acts
like a little kid having brutal temper tantrums. His girlfriend
shouldn't get angry, she should be prescribing the Ritilan
for him. Either that or fearing for her own life. Yet, the
movie doesn't develop on such a premise. It doesn't realize
the artist has problems that go far beyond artist's block.
The
girlfriend is no better. The actress's delivery is dripping
with sarcasm, yet she never does the right thing and leave
this twit when she should have, which was before the movie
started. Then at least she wouldn't be with a frustrated,
manic-depressive non artist with a potentially fatal paint
fetish.
The
final problem is that the action is confined to their apartment.
There are only two exterior shots in the whole movie (and
my friend joked it was stock footage.) And the only other
actor is the artist's agent, who for about 45 seconds represents
a threat to the already unstable relationship between the
artist and the girlfriend. I wouldn't dare tell you the
scene the girlfriend walks in on which cements her worries;
you have to see it for yourself.
I
told another friend that this is the sort of movie to watch
for bad acting, dialogue, etc. This film has it in spades.
It is also the kind of film to make you appreciate the hard
work which goes into a film with any true substance. Vivid
is a film which employed a number of people for their services,
but ended up getting paid for sitting around on the job.
David
Macdonald
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