XXX:
State of the Union (UK: XXX2: The Next Level) Movie Review:
OK
you don't expect a sequel to 2002's brainless XXX to be
an action masterwork, but this is so preposterous that it
feels like an overblown spoof of the original. Basically
it's Charlie's Angels with testosterone. Bring Drew, Cameron
and Lucy along and maybe it'd be watchable.
The original
Agent XXX is dead, so his boss Augustus Gibbons (Jackson)
springs an old colleague (Cube) from prison and installs
him as the new XXX, a kind of renegade American James Bond
with licence to do whatever it takes to get the job done.
The current threat originates in the White House, where
the right-wing Secretary of Defence (Dafoe) is plotting
to oust the centrist President (Strauss) and take over.
Enter Gibbons and crew, teaming with another agent (Speedman)
and a few criminals (Gaye, Xzibit, et al) to save the world.
Excessively violent,
extremely noisy and exceedingly fiery (virtually everything
explodes), this exhausting film exists only to exploit action
movie cliches. The story is ludicrous; there's little sense
of character. Tamahori exhibits some of the exuberant skill
he brought to Die Another Day; the film rockets along with
an exaggerated energy that's actually quite hilarious. But
it's so over-the-top that it's even more numbing than the
first film. And with the high noise factor it's often excruciating.
Ice
Cube manages to hold things together with sheer attitude;
Jackson is clearly enjoying every minute; and Dafoe is in
his villainous Spider-man mode, chomping on scenery with
glee. But everyone seems aware that this is a deeply corny,
illogical mess. The dialog is full of jingoistic nonsense
("We're gonna have to go further off the grid and outside
the box!"); the special effects are so cartoonish that
they're not remotely exciting, and they're not coherent
enough to be funny. There's lots of cool stuff here for
the boys--cars, guns, bombs, outfits, gadgets, big-bosomed
babes. And the solution to every problem is to flamboyantly
blow something up. In this film, America is a land of violence,
injustice and madmen. It's just laughably bad. You might
even say it's execrable.
After
Agent Augustus Gibbons' (Jackson) facility is attacked,
leaving most of his operatives dead, he is forced to take
his xXx program underground to
find out who is behind the assault. Now he needs a new type
of xXx, one that can take the fight to them and is a military
specialist. Enter Darius Stone
(Cube), ex-Navy S.E.A.L. and current military prisoner,
a rouge soldier with exceptional stills he is just the man
to be the new xXx.
Even
after the success of the first movie, star Vin Diesel decided
not to return for the invertible sequel but can the franchise
survive without its star.
With
only Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Roof returning from the
original film, the filmmakers behind the action follow up
had to come up with a
change to the concept. Now xXx is a NSA operation and not
a person that Agent Gibbons is still over seeing. This means
that anyone can be a xXx and
a person can be picked for the specialist operation. This
opens the franchise to infinite change and possibilities.
With
the xXx from the first movie, Xander Cage killed off (something
we just hear about) the new agent is a complete change from
the original extreme sports star. Ice Cube's Darius Stone
is still the same hot headed, risk taking rebel who really
doesn't like authority but Stone has a completely
different skill set. He is an ex-Navy S.E.A.L, sniper and
expert diver who ended up in military prison after a mission
went disastrously wrong. So now
we have a hip-hop star/gangster/soldier that takes no prisoners
and does everything with an attitude. Ice Cube fits the
role perfectly. He might look
slightly too overweight for the role but he takes the action
sequences well and can handle himself in a fight.
Samuel
L. Jackson returns to the role of Agent Augustus Gibbons.
He is only in the film briefly however and he could have
really done with some more screen time. Michael Roof also
returns as the series answer to Q, Agent Toby Lee Shavers.
He doesn't get to design as many gadgets this time around
but he is on screen a lot more. Joining the returning cast
is Willem Dafoe as Senator George Deckert, the US Secretary
of Defence. He is your typical action film villain with
grandiose plans and does a lot of monologing but the role
doesn't really push Dafoe's talents to the limit. Scott
Speedman
gets another chance to shine as Agent Kyle Steele, the all
American hero NSA Agent. There are also some noticeable
smaller roles for Nona Gaye and Sunny Mabrey.
With
some good action sequences and a plot that isn't too taxing
on the brain, 'xXx 2: The Next Level' is a decent improvement
on the original and an entertaining popcorn movie. While
it will never have what it takes to compete with the Bond
and Bourne franchises, this is still high-octane action
for the extreme sports generation.
Ice
Cube fans will melt for this action flick but the rest of
us will be just left with our proverbial mouths on the floor.
Why
they had to make a sequel to the “roid-pumped”
spy flick XXX is beyond me. And further more why make it
at all without Vin Diesel. He was the only reason it made
over $200 million the last time.
Early
on in the sequel we learn that Diesel’s character
has been killed off and that a new XXX has been sanctioned
by Diesel’s old boss, Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L Jackson).
This time it is an inmate named Darius Stone (Ice Cube),
who has a past connected to Gibbons.
It seems
that there is a rampant General (Willem Dafoe) who is after
the presidency and will stop at nothing to get what he wants
including assassination. Gibbons and Stone have to go off
the “grid” and find a way to stop him. When
Gibbons is killed, Stone is left on his own. Who will he
turn to for support or will he let the criminal element
inside him make him run.
I can
safely say that XXX2 is one of the worst action flicks I
have seen in a very long time. Directed by Lee Tamahori
(Die Another Day), you really, really know that this director
directed a Bond film. The music, action sequences, production
design and overly silent love scenes are all vintage Bond.
The insane thing is that the actors, chemistry, plot and
script are all out of films that should star C-grade action
stars like Dolph Lundgren, Olivier Gruner or Michael Dudikoff.
Add a couple cheesy kung-fu sequences and this film would
have been utterly perfect for Dudikoff.
I couldn’t
finish this review without talking about the love scenes
in this film. Sure there are love scenes but they are all
just really awful dialogue sequences and maybe if we are
lucky there might be a kiss. It’s like porn without
the, well, porn. They were so bad I just couldn’t
contain my laughter. At least if Dudikoff was on screen
I could have expected it to be this bad.
I really
felt sorry for the likes of great actors like Samuel L Jackson
and Willem Dafoe who are forced to play roles like these.
They reduce poor Jackson to playing this film’s version
of Col. Trautman (Richard Crenna) from the Rambo flicks.
I hope that they don’t rope poor Jackson into another
one of these.
The
only actor I liked in the film was Michael Roof, who plays
this franchise’s version of Q. The guy is hilarious
and eats up dialogue in all his sequences.
When
it comes to this sequel I just have to say that only see
it if you are a die-hard Ice Cube fan but skip it if your
not.
XXX: State of the Union (UK: XXX2: The Next Level)
Info:
XXX:
State of the Union (UK: XXX2: The Next Level)
Directed By:
Lee Tamahori
XXX: State of the Union (UK: XXX2: The Next Level)
Written By:
Simon Kinberg
XXX: State of the Union (UK: XXX2: The Next
Level) Cast:
Ice Cube, Samuel L Jackson, Willem Dafoe, Scott Speedman,
Michael Roof, Peter Strauss, Nona Gaye, Xzibit,
Sunny Mabrey, Ned Schmidtke, Masuimi Max, Ramon De
Ocampo